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Old 07-19-2010, 07:11 AM   #11
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Under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin - but another Fist....
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:28 AM   #12
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to obey the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:28 AM   #13
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There is no gravity, Chuck Norris round house kicked the world once and it's still spinning.
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Old 07-19-2010, 07:53 AM   #14
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Chuck Norris once traveled to Jupiter when suddenly a planet got in the way. Thus the Asteroid Belt.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:11 AM   #15
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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees.

An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was the largest meteor recorded in Modern Times, and still owes him a beer.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:16 AM   #16
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:18 AM   #17
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:22 AM   #18
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Rambo is based on the life of Chuck Norris, through age 10.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:32 AM   #19
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Old 07-19-2010, 08:35 AM   #20
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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