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The_AirHawk 07-19-2010 07:11 AM

Under Chuck Norris' beard is not a chin - but another Fist....

ejis 07-19-2010 07:28 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't have to obey the 2nd Law of Thermodynamics.

sarnali2 07-19-2010 07:28 AM

There is no gravity, Chuck Norris round house kicked the world once and it's still spinning.

seruzawa 07-19-2010 07:53 AM

Chuck Norris once traveled to Jupiter when suddenly a planet got in the way. Thus the Asteroid Belt.

The_AirHawk 07-19-2010 08:11 AM

Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit.

On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees.

An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was the largest meteor recorded in Modern Times, and still owes him a beer.

The_AirHawk 07-19-2010 08:16 AM

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

ejis 07-19-2010 08:18 AM

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he waits.

ejis 07-19-2010 08:22 AM

Rambo is based on the life of Chuck Norris, through age 10.

seruzawa 07-19-2010 08:32 AM

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

The_AirHawk 07-19-2010 08:35 AM

MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.

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