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Old 01-01-2003, 04:45 PM   #1
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

As a resident of the New Orleans area, I can tell you why it was originally conceived.

Basically, the french quarter has plenty of places to fuel up, but not very many to expell liquid waste.

This device is the solution that keeps you from getting arrested.

You can whip em' (or "it", in this case) without much worry, but you can't expell any fluids while whipping.

I prefer to take my chances behind a dumpster.
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:10 PM   #2
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Having worked with military pilots (F-16) for several years, this device isn't much different from the relief tubes used on long missions. Being in a very confined ****pit with lots of expensive avionics, you can't just have the fluids going anywhere now can you?
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Old 01-01-2003, 06:17 PM   #3
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What? And splatter the pipes on my Harley? Get serious.
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Old 01-01-2003, 07:45 PM   #4
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Default Anti-tailgating weapon

I wonder if it could be used as an anti-tailgating measure. How fast would you have to be going for it to hit that Grand Cherokee's grille/air intake before it hit the ground?



The Iron Butt guys have been using something like this for years, so I hear. Of course, I also hear that Iron Butt guys are eccentric, quick to anger, twenty feet tall, and posses powerful magics that can burn the soul out of any living thing at a glance....many twisty roads on Mt. Olympus, I understand.
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Old 01-02-2003, 03:19 AM   #5
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I believe they can also shoot fireballs from their arse as well.



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Old 01-02-2003, 04:54 AM   #6
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There's a Iron Butt guy who has

a relief tube mounted on his Gold Wing.



Don't ride behind him is the rule.
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Old 01-02-2003, 05:50 AM   #7
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

Do they come in EXTRA large? heh,,heh,,heh.
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Old 01-02-2003, 06:37 AM   #8
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I was in the French Quarter a few days before Mardi Gras several years ago and I certainly could have used such a product!



A few places I can think of where I could have used it on the bike as well -- for example, after having drunk several cups of espresso in Salt Lake City prior to heading out for Wendover. Not a trace of a tree or anything else to hide behind across the salt flats, and a steady stream of cars headed for the "sin-pots" of Nevada!



This product, or one much like it, was written up in one of the print rags awhile back. I believe it comes with an optional catch bag for those worried about staining the chrome etc.



Actually, it does not seem like that bad an idea, but I don't know how to rig up an equivalent version for my wife



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Old 01-02-2003, 06:38 AM   #9
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Can we get one in KPauls hat size??
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Old 01-02-2003, 06:40 AM   #10
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Or from Scuba diving "P-valves". Don't laugh, with four or more hours of decompression obligation inside a dry (completely sealed) exposure suit these things are a gift from the gods. Or, as some have put it, "a P-valve beats the h*ll out of depends".



http://www.dive-rite.com/products/dry/urinator.htm



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