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Old 01-02-2003, 06:17 AM   #11
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Default Do coders have .... heard your job is offshored to India. Longride to work at Walmart

Longwind this sounds like a product you would dream up, but I forgot that its balls that coders don't have not a penis. Of course you should probably get the Jr. Model. Hey sorry to hear your job was offshored to India. McDonalds needs help. But I think you would make a better Walmart greeter.
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Old 01-02-2003, 07:04 AM   #12
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

Nice play on words -- MOfo, as compared to more commonly used MoFo -- Maybe that, rather than "MOridians" should be the designation for all of us here



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Old 01-02-2003, 07:07 AM   #13
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Default Full Product Review is Needed

I think MO needs to do a full Product Review on this product. If you do, however, please, no wallpaper photos!



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Old 01-02-2003, 08:33 AM   #14
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Default Re: Anti-tailgating weapon

"I wonder if it could be used as an anti-tailgating measure. How fast would you have to be going for it to hit that Grand Cherokee's grille/air intake before it hit the ground? " Good one LOL. Maybe I need a helmet sticker that says tail gaters will be subject to waste removal process.



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Old 01-02-2003, 08:38 AM   #15
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Default Re: Anti-tailgating weapon

You sound like you speak from personal experience.
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Old 01-02-2003, 09:26 AM   #16
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

The highwayman needs one of these with a rectal attachment, you know how hard he works!
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Old 01-02-2003, 01:42 PM   #17
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

He doesn't need a rectal attachement, he can just wear it over his head, as that seems to be the source of the $hit.



Would have to have a pretty large diameter tube to handle some of the turds he produces.
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Old 01-02-2003, 04:18 PM   #18
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

He has a turd for a brain, one of those impacted ones with lots of lumps in it!!!
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Old 01-03-2003, 03:41 AM   #19
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Default Re: What kind of warped MOfo thinks this stuff up?

Kook's "repartee" is every bit as witty as the rest of his prose. I don't think I've heard such creative insults since the best comebacks of 6th gade days like "oh yeah?" and "That's what you are, what am I?"



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Old 01-03-2003, 03:55 AM   #20
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Default Re: Anti-tailgating weapon

Anyone who rides in Utah is in need of a good anti-tailgating device. Maybe I'll try this one because I get in too much trouble when I pull out my .357 S&W and wave it at tail-gaters.

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