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Old 01-06-2009, 05:19 PM   #1
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... the nanny poison is spreading to Africa now. As if they don't have enough oppression over there already.

BBC NEWS | Africa | Nigeria bikers' vegetable helmets
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:39 PM   #2
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More than 4,000 people die on Nigeria's roads every year and 20,000 are injured, according to the Federal Road Safety Commission.
As opposed to the measley ~45,000-65,000 that die on Ultra-Safe and Modern US Highways in automobile crashes every year................
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Old 01-06-2009, 05:44 PM   #3
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Old 01-06-2009, 06:25 PM   #4
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Stories have also appeared in the local papers highlighting passengers' fears that the helmets could be used by motorcyclists to cast spells on their clients, making it easy for them to be robbed.

"Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb," passenger Kolawole Aremu told the Daily Trust newspaper.

Some mofo try to put juju in my bucket and I'm rippin his face off.
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Old 01-06-2009, 06:29 PM   #5
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Stories have also appeared in the local papers highlighting passengers' fears that the helmets could be used by motorcyclists to cast spells on their clients, making it easy for them to be robbed.

"Some people can put juju inside the helmets and when they are worn the victim can either lose consciousness or be struck dumb," passenger Kolawole Aremu told the Daily Trust newspaper.

Some mofo try to put juju in my bucket and I'm rippin his face off.
I carry my "juju" in my tank bag.
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Old 01-07-2009, 09:12 AM   #6
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As opposed to the measley ~45,000-65,000 that die on Ultra-Safe and Modern US Highways in automobile crashes every year................
Yeah right!
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I'd like to use my helmet to beat the juju out of some mofo's.
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Old 01-07-2009, 10:18 AM   #8
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There's a Gin joint in Seattle called the Bad JuJu Lounge, supposed to be hoppin'...I don't go there myself, If I go out it's to Jazz Alley
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