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mscuddy · 08-07-2008, 04:56 PM

For sale one standard three-wish middle eastern Genie trapped in an old Castrol R bottle for the last 30 years. I tricked him into the bottle by promising the secrets to decarbonization, and quickly snapped the top back on before he could escape. This Genie will grant you three motorcycle related wishes, so don't blow 'em all on silly stuff like arm chaps and white wall tires for your hog. $25.00 buys you the 1/4 quart of Castrol R, the bottle and the Genie. Or will trade for magic carpet.

sarnali2 · 08-07-2008, 09:01 PM

Male or female? The male ones tend to smell like goats, even after marinating in bean oil for 30yrs. he'd probably still stink.

A female covered in bean oil...well...that would work for me I believe....throw in a Joffa and some Scott's and we're there brew....

BrowningBAR · 08-08-2008, 05:09 AM

Can I use the Genie as an air filter?

I don't have a magic carpet, but I do have an open bag of Harley Davidson Beef Jerky and a gallon of Wal-Mart's finest whiskey.

pushrod · 08-08-2008, 06:49 AM

Matt, what the heck are you mixing in with the mash?

I think it's getting to you!

08-07-2008, 04:56 PM	#1
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 5,444	4 SALE Genie trapped in Castrol R bottle For sale one standard three-wish middle eastern Genie trapped in an old Castrol R bottle for the last 30 years. I tricked him into the bottle by promising the secrets to decarbonization, and quickly snapped the top back on before he could escape. This Genie will grant you three motorcycle related wishes, so don't blow 'em all on silly stuff like arm chaps and white wall tires for your hog. $25.00 buys you the 1/4 quart of Castrol R, the bottle and the Genie. Or will trade for magic carpet. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

08-07-2008, 09:01 PM	#2
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,132	Male or female? The male ones tend to smell like goats, even after marinating in bean oil for 30yrs. he'd probably still stink. A female covered in bean oil...well...that would work for me I believe....throw in a Joffa and some Scott's and we're there brew.... __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. "

08-08-2008, 06:49 AM	#4
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	Matt, what the heck are you mixing in with the mash? I think it's getting to you! __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

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08-08-2008, 05:09 AM	#3
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,364	Can I use the Genie as an air filter? I don't have a magic carpet, but I do have an open bag of Harley Davidson Beef Jerky and a gallon of Wal-Mart's finest whiskey.