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Old 11-18-2007, 05:58 AM   #1
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Default 1986 Kawasaki Concours $1,200

Klazy Ken sez the Kawi Must Go! Stock #000000002. Only 30k miles on this perfect example of the original Sport Touring machine. TWO CLEAN TITLES IN MY HANDS! DRIPPING IN CHROME! TOO MANY OPTIONS TO LIST: Rifle fairing, fork brace, custom lighting, carbon fiber trim, gel grips, fork brace, pinstripes, and STUFF! Divorce forces sale! Dog dying, needs surgery! My loss is your gain! Over $4.9 Billion Dollars Invested in Kawasaki manufacturing plant, machine tools, labor, materials and subcontractor supply chain, shipping, distribution, logistics, dealer network, parts and consumables inventory, and STUFF! Runs and Looks Like New, except for the parts that run and look a little worn and not new! Klazy Ken sez you be klazy you no take my seminar! You Stupid You No Buy Today! Free Shipping 30 mile radius of Fort Lauderdale! Guarantee to be Motorcycle! YOU CALL ME NOW! 954.655.3525!
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Old 11-18-2007, 08:21 AM   #2
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Klazy Ken sez the Kawi Must Go! Stock #000000002. Only 30k miles on this perfect example of the original Sport Touring machine. TWO CLEAN TITLES IN MY HANDS! DRIPPING IN CHROME! TOO MANY OPTIONS TO LIST: Rifle fairing, fork brace, custom lighting, carbon fiber trim, gel grips, fork brace, pinstripes, and STUFF! Divorce forces sale! Dog dying, needs surgery! My loss is your gain! Over $4.9 Billion Dollars Invested in Kawasaki manufacturing plant, machine tools, labor, materials and subcontractor supply chain, shipping, distribution, logistics, dealer network, parts and consumables inventory, and STUFF! Runs and Looks Like New, except for the parts that run and look a little worn and not new! Klazy Ken sez you be klazy you no take my seminar! You Stupid You No Buy Today! Free Shipping 30 mile radius of Fort Lauderdale! Guarantee to be Motorcycle! YOU CALL ME NOW! 954.655.3525!
You ship to Kyrgystyn and I send you good check, you bet, drawn on Central Bank of Kyrgystyn which located behind tractor plant near town cesspit is. I even pay shipping. Check in mail! Send please.
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Old 11-18-2007, 09:24 AM   #3
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Old 11-18-2007, 09:45 AM   #4
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This isn't one O' them "Motorcycle Scams" is it? 'Cuz I got bur.... I mean: a friend of mine got burt in one O' them once. But, I sure could use a Concours - 'specially if'n it's the #00000002 ever made (that could be like WORTH somethin' an' stuff!).
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Old 11-18-2007, 10:54 AM   #5
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Old 11-18-2007, 12:23 PM   #6
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This isn't one O' them "Motorcycle Scams" is it? 'Cuz I got bur.... I mean: a friend of mine got burt in one O' them once. But, I sure could use a Concours - 'specially if'n it's the #00000002 ever made (that could be like WORTH somethin' an' stuff!).
COLLECTOR ITEM! YOU BUY NOW!!!! KLAZY KEN WIFE SAY SHE COME GIVE YOU HOOKEY POOKEY GOOD TIME YOU BUY MY MOTORCYCLE!!!!!
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Old 11-18-2007, 02:26 PM   #8
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Nice bike in any event
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Old 11-18-2007, 02:28 PM   #9
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and at $1200 bucks it's almost worth a plane ticket and a long ride home ;^)
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Old 11-18-2007, 03:36 PM   #10
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