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Old 10-31-2007, 10:02 AM   #11
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What is it about sportbike riders that makes the claim: "CLEAN TITLE IN HAND" such an important part of their sales ad? I'm just askin...
Could you imagine the ad: "Clouded title in possession of ex-wife" or "No title. Bike only shown between 10-11PM on corner of Western and Vermont during LAPD shift change."
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:07 AM   #12
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Could you imagine the ad: "Clouded title in possession of ex-wife" or "No title. Bike only shown between 10-11PM on corner of Western and Vermont during LAPD shift change."
Nah, more like:

"Salvage title in hand"
"Reconstructed title in hand"
"Non-reconstructable salvage title in hand"
"No title, bike cannot be registered. Don't even try."

I've actually seen these advertised.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:17 AM   #13
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My favorite is "Moving, must sell, out of state plates, lost title, cash only"
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:23 AM   #14
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I still like the ones selling the used EX250 for MSRP and saying "you'll save hundreds on taxes and setup charges".

...gee, thanks. A 2002 EX250 that was beaten up learning how to ride and I might be lucky enough for getting it and MSRP?! Must be my lucky day.
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Old 10-31-2007, 10:26 AM   #15
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The ad on here a month or two ago where the guy had some D/P bike saying " I don't care what the book value is, this bike is worth more...." was pretty funny
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:40 PM   #16
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2nd owner, 19k freeway miles, New full system high mount Ti-Force exhaust, power commnader, k&n air filter, frame sliders, two new windscreens one stock, one bubble, Vesrah srjl front pads, stainless brake lines, one ride on dunlops, race tech went through front forks with gold valves, Fox adjustable rear shock, vortex billet rt hand engine cover, new 520 gold chain, vortex sprockets, built ridden once, had baby now cant afford to ride. My loss is your gain, must see in person. Call Cale 951-805-8464
how much do u want for it?
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Old 01-20-2009, 04:04 PM   #17
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how much do u want for it?
Klazy Ken sells you dis bike real cheap!

Too many accessory I cannot list here!
Dripping with chrome!
Bike never been crash too hard!
Custom paint job on metal parts not chrome!
Get free helmet and glove for right hand!
Bike have special luck numba on back!
Divorce forces sales!
Lost job, must sales now!
Title was clean 2 years ago, now it a little dirty but it clean up real nice!
YOU STUPID YOU NOT BUY THIS BIKE NOW! YOU SEND KLAZY KEN FOUR THOUSAN DOLLA! YOU PAY TODAY YOU RIDE TODAY!
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Awesome.







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Old 01-20-2009, 04:38 PM   #19
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Awesome..

Dude..crazy Ken strikes again! if it's a fingerless glove I know what I'D be doin' with it......
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