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Old 09-25-2008, 04:05 AM   #1
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Smile Just protect yourself!

I´m woman motorbiker and love the speed.
My sister too and we both have accidents...
After this i buy all the equipment to drive saftly.
Please, do the same
i can recomend this to be protected!

Jacket leather

Boots for motorbike

TAke care ladies!!
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Old 09-25-2008, 05:01 AM   #2
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And ladies, every jacket and boot set comes with 3 free Trojan condoms. You'll be protected on the bike, and off.
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Old 09-25-2008, 06:59 AM   #3
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Tee hee, this is better than Engrish.....

"sanity with something of leather for motoTP523"?...how about "jacket of carpe` diem negra TP113B" or the ever popular "classic GSXR model of the japanese mark TP054A"
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:01 AM   #4
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My favorite (from my 1972 Datsun 240Z owners manual:

"Quality, such as gold."
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:40 AM   #5
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My 72 240Z was stolen 15 years ago. That was a fun car, after a few mods I saw 158 on the speedo. Granted it was probably 30+ mph optimistic.
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:47 AM   #6
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Beware the laughing dog!
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:51 AM   #7
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Beware the laughing dog!
..who makes sport in the roadway!
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Old 09-25-2008, 09:56 AM   #8
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I declare this entire thread is racist!
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Old 09-25-2008, 10:24 AM   #9
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My 72 240Z was stolen 15 years ago. That was a fun car, after a few mods I saw 158 on the speedo. Granted it was probably 30+ mph optimistic.
I wrapped mine around a telephone pole...late night, high-speed, standing water, and that was it. I've had some cool cars over the years, but that one is my all-time favorite.
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Old 09-25-2008, 08:29 PM   #10
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My 72 240Z was stolen 15 years ago. That was a fun car, after a few mods I saw 158 on the speedo. Granted it was probably 30+ mph optimistic.
As there are NO replacement sheet-metal bits for those fine Japanese automobiles, I advise if ever a friend of yours' son-in-law ever drives one off in the ditch, tearing f#<*-all out of the front suspension, and you've been asked by your friend to help put that sucker back-together because you're real damn good at fabricating complex sheet-metal parts from scratch: Politely decline. Then run like Hell the other way, fast as you can. The things are made from F'n beercans............
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