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mscuddy · 04-17-2008, 05:51 PM

Pope Benedictus 16 will bless motorcycles when he visits Los Angeles later this week, in what's being called "the blessing of the damned" or "the blessing of the organ doner".

Organizer Freddy Blasie, who once called the new Pope a "pencil necked geek" has repented by filing out 18 holy cards and repeating the hail mary 300 times while standing on one foot.

Blassie, who was ex-communicated in 1968 after assaulting an alter boy, is again in good standing with his Priest, Father Patty O'Tool Fernandez, and the parrish of St. Finbar, if not the whole Catholic community of Los Angeles, for organizing this monumental event.

Bingo and raffle tickets will be sold at the entrance, the drawing will be for a set of gold fish-tail exhaust pipes once installed on the 1998 Electra Glide owned by Archbishop of Los Angeles' own Fr. Mahoney.

Proceeds go to the Catholic legal defense fund.

The_AirHawk · 04-17-2008, 08:26 PM

Eh! It's-a the Pope-a!

vermicious · 04-18-2008, 07:32 AM

How come-uh you no ride-uh the Ducati!? ...too bad he's German -- we could go on like this for a long time

Kenneth_Moore · 04-18-2008, 08:14 AM

Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! LIVE AT THE ARENA:

THE POPE!

ALL THE WAY FROM THE VATICAN, ITALY, THE POPE IS LIVE ON STAGE BLESSING THE BIKES AND BIKINI BABES AND WEARING THE WORLD FAMOUS POPE HAT!

TICKETS $42.50 AT ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS

NO BOTTLES CANS OR COOLERS – A FANTASMA PRODUCTION

The_AirHawk · 04-18-2008, 08:48 AM

The Pope....... The POPE........ THE POPE HAT'S ON FIRE!!

(we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!)

pushrod · 04-18-2008, 09:03 AM

>Shudder!<

How far from the keyboard do I need to be to avoid the bolt from above?

12er · 04-18-2008, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The_AirHawk

The Pope....... The POPE........ THE POPE HAT'S ON FIRE!!

(we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!)

Eurotrip, fabulous flick.

mscuddy · 04-18-2008, 09:18 AM

According to local sources, the Sisters of Mercy from the parrish of St. Ignacious will be preforming supercross-like stunts on Italiajet mopeds in the parking lot of the Archdiocese office on Temple street.

16 tons of dirt have been molded into a "Hevenly" supercoss track in the parking lot, with doubles, triples and what some describe as "The Stairway To Heaven", a steep uphill-table top that will have the sisters over 60 feet in the air when they cross the finish line.

Archdioces spoksperson, Sister Mary Elephant reported that the habits (hats) used by the sisters will give them better aerodynamics to negotiate these hazardous jumps.

Go Sisters! Sounds like the Catholic Church has finally cashed in on the Supercross craze.

bbtowns · 04-18-2008, 10:10 AM

I'd like to see his umbrella girls! Now that's heavenly.

Kenneth_Moore · 04-18-2008, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bbtowns

I'd like to see his umbrella girls! Now that's heavenly.

Actually, they're setting up a special seating section for boys under 14.

04-17-2008, 05:51 PM	#1
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 5,444	Pope to bless Motorcycles Pope Benedictus 16 will bless motorcycles when he visits Los Angeles later this week, in what's being called "the blessing of the damned" or "the blessing of the organ doner". Organizer Freddy Blasie, who once called the new Pope a "pencil necked geek" has repented by filing out 18 holy cards and repeating the hail mary 300 times while standing on one foot. Blassie, who was ex-communicated in 1968 after assaulting an alter boy, is again in good standing with his Priest, Father Patty O'Tool Fernandez, and the parrish of St. Finbar, if not the whole Catholic community of Los Angeles, for organizing this monumental event. Bingo and raffle tickets will be sold at the entrance, the drawing will be for a set of gold fish-tail exhaust pipes once installed on the 1998 Electra Glide owned by Archbishop of Los Angeles' own Fr. Mahoney. Proceeds go to the Catholic legal defense fund. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Last edited by mscuddy : 04-18-2008 at 04:24 PM.

04-17-2008, 08:26 PM	#2
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	Eh! It's-a the Pope-a! __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

04-18-2008, 08:14 AM	#4
Kenneth_Moore Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair Posts: 7,118	Sunday SUNDAY SUNDAY!!! LIVE AT THE ARENA: THE POPE! ALL THE WAY FROM THE VATICAN, ITALY, THE POPE IS LIVE ON STAGE BLESSING THE BIKES AND BIKINI BABES AND WEARING THE WORLD FAMOUS POPE HAT! TICKETS $42.50 AT ALL TICKETMASTER OUTLETS NO BOTTLES CANS OR COOLERS – A FANTASMA PRODUCTION __________________ www.kennethmoore.org

04-18-2008, 08:48 AM	#5
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	The Pope....... The POPE........ THE POPE HAT'S ON FIRE!! (we don' need no water let the mutha'frakka' burn!) __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

04-18-2008, 09:03 AM	#6
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	>Shudder!< How far from the keyboard do I need to be to avoid the bolt from above? __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

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04-18-2008, 07:32 AM	#3
vermicious Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mount Airy, MD Posts: 552	How come-uh you no ride-uh the Ducati!? ...too bad he's German -- we could go on like this for a long time

04-18-2008, 09:18 AM	#8
mscuddy MODERATOR X Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Next to my still checkin the temp. Posts: 5,444	Pope Update! According to local sources, the Sisters of Mercy from the parrish of St. Ignacious will be preforming supercross-like stunts on Italiajet mopeds in the parking lot of the Archdiocese office on Temple street. 16 tons of dirt have been molded into a "Hevenly" supercoss track in the parking lot, with doubles, triples and what some describe as "The Stairway To Heaven", a steep uphill-table top that will have the sisters over 60 feet in the air when they cross the finish line. Archdioces spoksperson, Sister Mary Elephant reported that the habits (hats) used by the sisters will give them better aerodynamics to negotiate these hazardous jumps. Go Sisters! Sounds like the Catholic Church has finally cashed in on the Supercross craze. __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.

04-18-2008, 10:10 AM	#9
bbtowns Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 531	I'd like to see his umbrella girls! Now that's heavenly. __________________ What kind of man can abandon his family like that? Seriously, who is he, I'd like lessons.