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Old 06-11-2010, 09:13 AM   #11
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Yes and they'll be charged by electricity generated from Unicorn tears.

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That is such a load. Unicorn tears are useless for power generation. What you do is take the unicorn, cut out its heart, and hook it up to a water turbine. You only need to sprinkle fairy dust (you know, what you get after cremating fairies) on it once a day or so. But I've been wondering why we haven't just used unicorn hearts as hydraulic motors, directly harnessing their power.
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:19 AM   #12
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Very neat. I know that electric bikes aren't a total energy solution, but I anxiously await the day I can get a nice electric dual sport with decent range.
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:39 AM   #13
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That is such a load. Unicorn tears are useless for power generation. What you do is take the unicorn, cut out its heart, and hook it up to a water turbine. You only need to sprinkle fairy dust (you know, what you get after cremating fairies) on it once a day or so. But I've been wondering why we haven't just used unicorn hearts as hydraulic motors, directly harnessing their power.
Your knowledge is clearly superior to mine.

You should email Kenneth.
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Old 06-11-2010, 09:57 AM   #14
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Meh. Another Moto-Chuckiecheez article........
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Old 06-11-2010, 11:24 AM   #15
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Hey, Moke. You need to checkout what the word "comeback" means.

But I'm glad to see the outpouring of support for MotoCyzsz. And I'm glad to see him change to electrics. I also have an important project going in the field of alternative energy. It's in the prototype stages and I expect to have a source of free energy that no one ever thought of. Now is your chance to get in on the ground floor. I can guarantee returns on investment that at least equal those of MotoCyzy.

Send cash, checks or money orders to:

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Old 06-11-2010, 11:48 AM   #16
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If it's not based on unicorn technology, I'm not interested.
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Old 06-11-2010, 12:52 PM   #17
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it just took the win, and barely missed the 100 mph average with a 96 and change, but was over the 100 for a while.
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Old 06-11-2010, 02:40 PM   #18
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Old 06-11-2010, 03:45 PM   #19
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Hey, Moke. You need to checkout what the word "comeback" means.

But I'm glad to see the outpouring of support for MotoCyzsz. And I'm glad to see him change to electrics. I also have an important project going in the field of alternative energy. It's in the prototype stages and I expect to have a source of free energy that no one ever thought of. Now is your chance to get in on the ground floor. I can guarantee returns on investment that at least equal those of MotoCyzy.

Send cash, checks or money orders to:

Dr Seruawa's Sure Fire Alternative Energy Investments
C/O MGM Grand Hotel
Las Vegas, Nevada
I'm in! Don't steal my Unicorn tear idea though.
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Old 06-11-2010, 04:09 PM   #20
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I'm in! Don't steal my Unicorn tear idea though.
Those tears are amazing! Pain relief, epower, salad dressings, the secret ingredient for this season's Iron Chef season opener, substitute for 3 in 1 oil, additive to potting soil- awesome tomatoes...... The possibilities are endless.
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