Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore
The Top 18 Barack Obama Campaign Slogans
Barack to the future!
Please ignore the Middle-Easterny name.
Because the whole "slow-witted Texan with a safe-sounding name" thing didn't work out so well.
Face it, America: It's me or the walking cadaver.
Once you go Barack, you never go back.
Barack: Cultural Learnings of Books and the Enlightenment for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of America
Hey, what's the problem? You elected Marion Berry *twice*!
Not Hillary Clinton for president.
Your last chance for a black president before the country's overrun by Mexicans.
Straight Outta Cul-De-Sac
He beats McCain hands down in the bathing suit competition!
After our last president, we need one Hussein.
Obama: Just pretend he's Irish.
Restoring English as the official language of State of the Union addresses.
C'mon, you KNOW you want to see Trent Lott piss his pants!
America: Movin' on up!
It's time for a different B.O. in the White House.
and the Number 1 Barack Obama Campaign Slogan...
As American as imam's apple pie
Is there like any way we can start this whole thing over? I know it's been almost two tears of death-march campaigning, but I'd be willing to face another two years if it meant finding even one Pres candidate worth voting for. You know, someone who isn't neck deep in S&L scandals or connected to domestic terrorists and loony America hating "Reverends" while being unaware of it all.