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Old 09-21-2007, 09:59 AM   #1
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Yesterday my life changed, perhaps forever, with the arrival of a letter with the following on the envelope:

WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO TEST MOTORCYCLE GEAR! (And Keep All Test Products FREE!)

Imagine, a nobody like me, being plied with products by the likes of Arai, Sidi, Harley, Custom Chrome. No longer will I read with jealousy when some M/C editor does a write up on the latest GPS, grips, etc.

All I have to do is order a magazine and join the Motorcyle Riders Club of America!
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:05 AM   #2
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There's a letter from the Publishers Clearing House coming for you too. It's your lucky day.
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:06 AM   #3
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Yesterday my life changed, perhaps forever, with the arrival of a letter with the following on the envelope:

WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO TEST MOTORCYCLE GEAR! (And Keep All Test Products FREE!)

Imagine, a nobody like me, being plied with products by the likes of Arai, Sidi, Harley, Custom Chrome. No longer will I read with jealousy when some M/C editor does a write up on the latest GPS, grips, etc.

All I have to do is order a magazine and join the Motorcyle Riders Club of America!

Was a letter from the Nigerian government in there too?
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:20 AM   #4
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Was a letter from the Nigerian government in there too?
All I have to do is deposit the sum of TEN MILLION ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in my bank account, and I get to keep the sum of ONE MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.

I'm just finishing up the paperwork, they need my account numbers, SSN, DOB, the usual stuff. I'll send in photos of all the cool bikes I buy when I get the money.
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Old 09-21-2007, 10:48 AM   #5
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..in a cemetary in Ohio, Russ March is spinning at about 10,000 rpms...
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Old 09-21-2007, 11:59 AM   #6
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As the inheritor of a few million Nigerian clams you'll like as not need investmant counseling. As a fellow Motorcycle Enthusiast and sole propriator of Dewey, Scruem & Howe Investment Corp. I'd be happy to offer my services in relieving you of any excess cash, stocks, bonds and preciouse metal or stones you may find yourself with after recieving your first check from Joseph Mggubbabumnandobugamnwd, Nigerian Minister of Finance, call me at 1-800-GET-PHKD and I'll set up an account for you...

No, don't thank me.....It's what I do..
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