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10-04-2011, 12:38 PM
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Forget Chicken Strips!
Every rider sneaks a peek at the other guy's tires to see how he measures up. It can't be helped...its the competitive spirit ingrained in all of us by millions of years of natural selection.
The problem is, chicks don't "get" chicken strips. They need more obvious indicators of a male's suitability for reproduction. A late-model BMW 5 series helps, as does a big job or a big watch. A big Johnson is apparently less significant than one might assume. Luckily, Aerostitch has produced the solution. A clear indicator of rider prowess, that gives postive feedback to the rider, as well as nearby females. Only $543, online. Bank Angle Sensor :: Aerostich/RiderWearHouse Motorcycle Jackets, Suits, Clothing, & Gear
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10-04-2011, 02:48 PM
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In FL, unless you go to the track, you're gonna have some pretty big chicken strips and a pretty small Johnson.
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10-04-2011, 02:55 PM
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I love some of their fake products.
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10-04-2011, 04:14 PM
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I think a Bank Account Sensor might be more useful, given the conniving nature of some wimmins....
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10-04-2011, 07:51 PM
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If you look directly above it there is a link for "sizing tool."
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Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." |
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10-05-2011, 06:16 AM
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10-05-2011, 06:58 AM
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Great stuff!
That reminds me... I don't get the catalog anymore! I need to re-subscribe! The finger squeegees are the stuff! Great Christmas stocking stuffers!
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