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Old 10-04-2011, 01:38 PM   #1
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Default Forget Chicken Strips!

Every rider sneaks a peek at the other guy's tires to see how he measures up. It can't be helped...its the competitive spirit ingrained in all of us by millions of years of natural selection.

The problem is, chicks don't "get" chicken strips. They need more obvious indicators of a male's suitability for reproduction. A late-model BMW 5 series helps, as does a big job or a big watch. A big Johnson is apparently less significant than one might assume.

Luckily, Aerostitch has produced the solution. A clear indicator of rider prowess, that gives postive feedback to the rider, as well as nearby females.

Only $543, online.

Bank Angle Sensor :: Aerostich/RiderWearHouse Motorcycle Jackets, Suits, Clothing, & Gear
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:48 PM   #2
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In FL, unless you go to the track, you're gonna have some pretty big chicken strips and a pretty small Johnson.
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Old 10-04-2011, 03:55 PM   #3
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I love some of their fake products.
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Old 10-04-2011, 05:14 PM   #4
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I think a Bank Account Sensor might be more useful, given the conniving nature of some wimmins....
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Old 10-04-2011, 08:51 PM   #5
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If you look directly above it there is a link for "sizing tool."
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:16 AM   #6
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I think a Bank Account Sensor might be more useful, given the conniving nature of some wimmins....
Lol, you are exactly right my friend.
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Old 10-05-2011, 07:58 AM   #7
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Great stuff!

That reminds me... I don't get the catalog anymore! I need to re-subscribe!

The finger squeegees are the stuff! Great Christmas stocking stuffers!
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