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Old 07-20-2009, 04:17 PM   #1
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Default Thassome Weird Sheit You Got There Je-im

So this has to be the top contender for the 2009 Klazy Ken Koo Koo Product award:

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Old 07-20-2009, 05:05 PM   #2
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HO-Key, yeaaaaaaaah................
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Old 07-20-2009, 08:11 PM   #3
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I bet they sell a butt-ton of them...
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:23 PM   #4
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Guaranteed you'll never loose a limb again! Order now and get a free third leg strap!
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Old 07-20-2009, 10:54 PM   #5
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I love how you can attach extra devices to it. It's a great addition for the biker loving, fake Rolex salesman in lower Manhattan.
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Old 07-21-2009, 06:55 AM   #6
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Am I the only one who sees a box with a red "X"?
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Old 07-21-2009, 08:23 AM   #7
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In all seriousness, if you're too weak to hold your damn arm up to the handlebars, you have no business riding a motorcycle. I hope I can ride till I keel over and die, but jeez, prosthetic arm braces? What's next, strap-on spines? Pump up weeniers? Oh, wait, they have those...
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With the popularity of ape hangers stuff like this was only a matter of time. A buncha fat 50+ years olds trying to hold their hands above their shoulders for hours on end. LOL!
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With the popularity of ape hangers stuff like this was only a matter of time. A buncha fat 50+ years olds trying to hold their hands above their shoulders for hours on end. LOL!

What about Longride?
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Old 07-21-2009, 10:39 AM   #10
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Well I'd buy one but Harley-Davidson has thoughtfully provided me with cruise control as standard equipment on my bike..........

maybe next time...
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