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Old 05-29-2009, 07:51 AM   #11
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Sorry for all the nonsense from these clowns Matt. Here's the word from the official GE All-Immersible Pop-Up Toaster User Guide and Field Repair Manual:

1. The toaster should be unplugged and the crumb tray opened and cleaned with a soft brush.

2. Fill an open 3 to 4 liter container with a brine solution at .08% saturation.

3. Submerge the toaster in the brine solution for no less than 72 hours and no more than 96.

4. Remove the toaster from the brine solution, dry, and lubricate the ejaculation mechanism with a light oil.

5. Discard the toaster.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:31 AM   #12
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Right. I got yer ejaculation mechanism right here.
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Old 05-29-2009, 08:41 AM   #13
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Right. I got yer ejaculation mechanism right here.
Never mind...
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Old 05-29-2009, 10:42 AM   #14
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Those are ROBOTS!?

So, what kind of oil do you use on them, dino or synthetic?
I think they run well on KY.
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Old 05-29-2009, 12:38 PM   #15
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Those aren't toasters they're "skin jobs" I took me half the first episode to realise it was Xenia playing that one Cylon
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Old 05-29-2009, 01:13 PM   #16
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Someone give that girl a sandwich! Jeez! Don't they feed those people?
If that's anorexia, I'll take 2.
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Old 05-29-2009, 05:16 PM   #17
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Recycling is very popular. Take the toaster to the local Goodwill, drop it off. Browse through the Goodwill selection for another toaster without rye bread stickuation. Purchase said toaster. Glad to help!
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