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Old 01-28-2009, 04:02 PM   #11
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Getting the torques for critical fastenings is not something you want to trust to idiots on the internet. Especially these idiots. Get a manual.
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Old 01-28-2009, 04:21 PM   #12
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I'm going to start sending you idiotic PMs three to four times a day, threaten you with violence, and then go start my own website where I steal other sites material. That'll teach you!
All right, just to keep in character, ban coming up!
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Old 01-28-2009, 06:54 PM   #13
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The best way to set your swingarm tension is as follows:

Lift the bike and remove the rear wheel.
Replace the rear axle sans wheel.
Get one of those fish weighing scales and some string.
Slowly tighten the swingarm nuts until it takes around 14lbs of pull (as indicated on the fish scale) to lift the swingarm.
Batter or brush with butter and coat with breadcrumbs.
Fry in oil or grease until crispy.
That's the best post ever to a stupid question. Jeez, that's brilliant! Outstanding! You should be the editor of this e-rag. I laughed so hard I almost cause my advanced osteoporosis spine to snap. Hahhahahah
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Old 01-28-2009, 07:35 PM   #14
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All right, just to keep in character, ban coming up!
I prefer Right Guard(TM) over one of those sissy roll-ons.
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