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Old 08-25-2008, 12:23 PM   #11
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Man's voice:

The Red key is for immediate loading and unloading only, there is no stopping with the Black key.

Lady's Voice:

NO! The Black key is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping with the Red key.

Man:

The Red key has always been for loading and unloading; there is never stopping with a Black key!

Lady:

Don't tell me which key is for stopping and which key is for loading!

Man:

Listen Betty, don't start up with your Black key sh!t again!
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Old 08-25-2008, 12:44 PM   #12
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Man's voice:

The Red key is for immediate loading and unloading only, there is no stopping with the Black key.

Lady's Voice:

NO! The Black key is for immediate loading and unloading and there is no stopping with the Red key.
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:27 PM   #13
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Surely, you can't be serious!
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:36 PM   #14
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Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
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Old 08-25-2008, 03:04 PM   #15
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Surely, you can't be serious!
Don't call me Shirley.

In other news, apparently there was a rumor that the Davie Dunkin Donut store was giving away free donuts:

Two officers in Davie get into collision -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com
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Old 08-25-2008, 05:29 PM   #16
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Black key, red key. That's crazy. I think I'll have an other Blue. The uncooperative rear suspension that required new bushings be 2 day aired in and still aren't installed at the stealership have caused me to realize that the 2 bike solution is the only way to go[They are making fun of me at work]. Or call the BMW dealer and ask how much money to I have to spend here to get a loaner when I show up. Since this is the same dealer that I would have to deal with regarding the fantasy 'Strada S I'm not having a good feeling about my future plans.

Sorry but typing is cheap therapy. Good luck with that red key black key thing. You do have a red key, right? Drinking is a solution... I hope.
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Old 08-25-2008, 07:11 PM   #17
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Put in the Black Key and you'll go back to your normal, ho-hum everyday-self.

Put in the RED Key and Ducati will show you just how far the Rabbit Hole goes.......................
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Old 08-26-2008, 01:06 AM   #18
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"One key makes you smaller..."
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