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04-15-2008, 12:42 PM
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Think safety people!
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04-15-2008, 01:23 PM
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Rain and roadspray are removed by the continuous action of the wiper, letting you see the road ahead.
So...they need to explain how it works to their target market, eh?
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04-15-2008, 02:14 PM
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What about all the rain that runs-across the INSIDE of that piece of plastic commonly referred-to as the "windscreen"?
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04-15-2008, 02:23 PM
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Rain on faceshield or windshield? Easily solved. Ride FASTER!
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04-15-2008, 02:55 PM
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Soon available from Vizr-Wypr (a product of KK Enterprises)!
Tired of having all that mist and rain and road mung on your face shield? Well, no more! The new Vizr-Wipr mounts to your helmet with double stick tape, Velcro and a bungee cord. The wiper blade mounts conveniently to the front of your jacket! Simply turn on the Vizr-Wipr, and the quiet, efficient 12 volt motor rotates your head to the right and then to the left while the wiper blade quickly and effortlessly clears the moisture off the shield! Since the Vizr-Wipr features a variable speed control, you can use it for differing rates of rain or mist, or - if you crank it all the way up to the "11" setting - you can clear your nasal passages without blowing! (Caution! You should open the face shield before using the Vizr-Wipr in this manner.) And that's not all! If you rotate the wiper blade assembly 180 degrees, you can use it to clear the fog on the inside of the face shield! Call Klazy Ken today! Call now, and get the toothbrush accessory kit FREE!
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04-15-2008, 04:35 PM
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This would work great for me, being that I look over and not through almost any screen on the market. I could then see the fender nice and clear. Sweet!
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04-15-2008, 04:40 PM
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12 get one for your face shield!
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04-15-2008, 05:37 PM
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Haha... "See-Safe, Solving Problems You Don't Have!"
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04-16-2008, 06:11 AM
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If you want a laugh read the epic story on the website of how this guy developed the thing. It took him TWO YEARS to figure out how to put a wiper on his bike! Vizr Wipr took ten minutes...
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04-16-2008, 06:34 AM
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Rerally?
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That would actually be 10 seconds to come up with the idea. 10 months for the idea to get transmitted from the CEO through all the VPs, Asst Vps, marketing specialists, corporate lawyers, safety and environmental departments, design engineers and finally to the old guy in the back room in the basement who just happens to be the only actual working production employee left in the company. Then there's 5 years for all the permits needed from the EPA, DOT, HUD, HEW, DOD, FBI, EPA again, PETA, your Uncle Ted.......
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