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Old 04-15-2008, 07:39 AM   #1
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Default From the man who brought you Farken stirrups and Arm Chaps!

We get those ads every day challenging the size of our manhood. Did you know your sled is feeling inadequate as well?

Check out petc0ck extenders! I am not making this up!

A Biker's Idea - Pet**** Extender
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Old 04-15-2008, 07:44 AM   #2
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I've heard petc0ck extensions have been popular in Asian societies for generations, I suppose it was only a matter of time before they became popular here. Especially with the HD crowd.
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:27 AM   #3
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Well I've been fumbling with my undersized petweenie for about a year now and need a funnel or something that can point a 14 French catheder right down that little hole at the tip without bending, spindling or mutilating myself. That would satisfy me alrighty.
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:28 AM   #4
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My Geezer must feel really inadequate because it doesn't even have a petc@ck at all!
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Old 04-15-2008, 08:50 AM   #5
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Sez you can get 'em in Chrome or Anodize Black.

Just what every Man needs - a Big, Black, Petschlong..........
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Old 04-15-2008, 09:31 AM   #6
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Too easy. Just too easy.
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Old 04-15-2008, 11:30 AM   #7
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I always liked the Montessa one where you had to squeeze the balls into the right place to make it flow, kinda' like abusing your neighbors cat but without the scratches......(ahem)
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Old 04-15-2008, 12:30 PM   #8
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I always liked the Montessa one where you had to squeeze the balls into the right place to make it flow, kinda' like abusing your neighbors cat but without the scratches......(ahem)
Please visit the "***** Fell Off" thread and get busy.
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Old 04-15-2008, 05:39 PM   #9
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Just drop a viagra in the tank.
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