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04-15-2008, 07:39 AM
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From the man who brought you Farken stirrups and Arm Chaps!
We get those ads every day challenging the size of our manhood. Did you know your sled is feeling inadequate as well?
Check out petc0ck extenders! I am not making this up!  A Biker's Idea - Pet**** Extender
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04-15-2008, 07:44 AM
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I've heard petc0ck extensions have been popular in Asian societies for generations, I suppose it was only a matter of time before they became popular here. Especially with the HD crowd.
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04-15-2008, 08:27 AM
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Well I've been fumbling with my undersized petweenie for about a year now and need a funnel or something that can point a 14 French catheder right down that little hole at the tip without bending, spindling or mutilating myself. That would satisfy me alrighty.
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04-15-2008, 08:28 AM
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My Geezer must feel really inadequate because it doesn't even have a petc@ck at all!
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04-15-2008, 08:50 AM
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Sez you can get 'em in Chrome or Anodize Black.
Just what every Man needs - a Big, Black, Petschlong..........
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04-15-2008, 09:31 AM
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Too easy. Just too easy.
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04-15-2008, 11:30 AM
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I always liked the Montessa one where you had to squeeze the balls into the right place to make it flow, kinda' like abusing your neighbors cat but without the scratches......(ahem)
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04-15-2008, 12:30 PM
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04-15-2008, 05:39 PM
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Just drop a viagra in the tank.
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