Some Like It Hot

[Kenneth_Moore]

Originally Posted by Cheesebeast

Dearest Sachi,

Special thanks for expanding my vocabulary.

I had to look it up too. But it was a kinder, gentler way to tell me to rip my balls of with a plastic fork, don't you think?

While we're on the subject, why doesn't somebody come up with a bike seat that accommodates "that certain part of a man's body?" I did about 300 miles last Saturday. My back was ok thanks to Dr. Vikey, my butt didn't bother me too much, but after 150 miles I was standing on the pegs to get the strain off the unitoidal zone.

New Product Release Notes:

"It's Dr. Richard Ballzac's Comfy Cutout Motorcycle Seat! Configured with a recessed zone down the middle of the seat, Dr. Ballzac's Comfy Cutout moves the pressure from the genitailia to the buttocks, where it belongs. Just listen to these testimonials: 'Forget Iron Butt Rally, that's NOT where I used to hurt. But now, thanks to Dr. Ballzac, I'm riding further and arriving more refreshed than ever!' 'Now I can have that family my wife has been bugging me for. I cannot thank Dr. **** enough!' Available at all finer motorcycle supply outlets."

[sachiwilson]

Well GEE. You were complaining about the heat and I offered a solution. Some gratitude!

[Cheesebeast]

Wasn't Dr. Richard Ballzac the one who was falsely accused of killing his wife only to escape from incarceration, ultimately bringing the REAL killers to justice AND removing a dangerous medication from the market?

I can see why you chose him to be a spokesman for your product. He brings a certain gravitas to the Comfy Cutout Motorcycle Seat Company, in fact.

[The_AirHawk]

Originally Posted by Cheesebeast

Wasn't Dr. Richard Ballzac the one who was falsely accused of killing his wife only to escape from incarceration, ultimately bringing the REAL killers to justice AND removing a dangerous medication from the market?

Yes, it was the One-eyed, One-armed, One-testicled, One-legged Man that was the actual Culprit............

[Kenneth_Moore]

Originally Posted by The_AirHawk

Yes, it was the One-eyed, One-armed, One-testicled, One-legged Man that was the actual Culprit............

One-eyed? Hmmmm....

[The_AirHawk]

Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore

One-eyed? Hmmmm....

Yeah, dude was a real D***!