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Old 10-06-2007, 10:48 PM   #21
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Old 10-07-2007, 07:27 AM   #22
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Nice bike. I guess it's like a Ferrari or a Lambo'... Just owning the fastest thing on the road makes your hair grow back to cover the bald spot and your pee-pee gets bigger all by itself! pure magic....

Interesting is the obligitory Harley bash at the end of the article and yet the only way to get more ponies out of this motor was to pump it up to 1340 or 80 cubic inch, HD's iconic engine size since the ULH flattie,

Coincidence????? I think not......
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:03 AM   #23
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Nice bike. I guess it's like a Ferrari or a Lambo'... Just owning the fastest thing on the road makes your hair grow back to cover the bald spot and your pee-pee gets bigger all by itself! pure magic....

Interesting is the obligitory Harley bash at the end of the article and yet the only way to get more ponies out of this motor was to pump it up to 1340 or 80 cubic inch, HD's iconic engine size since the ULH flattie,

Coincidence????? I think not......
I noticed the H-D bash at the end too. As if HOG members think they're riding around on Hayabusa killers or something.

Does the author really get a thrill out of blowing past Harleys?
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:16 PM   #24
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I noticed the H-D bash at the end too. As if HOG members think they're riding around on Hayabusa killers or something.

Does the author really get a thrill out of blowing past Harleys?
.... REAL badasses have prison records I'm not sure why a motojournalists ever bring it up.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:51 PM   #25
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.... REAL badasses have prison records I'm not sure why a motojournalists ever bring it up.


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Old 10-07-2007, 05:28 PM   #26
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I hate Harley riders too. If they also own a Ducati, I hate em twice as much.
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Old 10-07-2007, 05:36 PM   #27
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I ride a sportbike, but I see everybody on two wheels as a brother. Unfortunately the authors of this website look down on riders who don't share their preference for sportbikes.
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Old 10-07-2007, 10:46 PM   #28
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I hate Harley riders too. If they also own a Ducati, I hate em twice as much.


No Harley rider would also own a Ducati, everyone knows Harleys are for REAL men and Ducatis are for Italian chicks with short hair and red leathers, or else them Euro-Nancys with pigshaves and razor stubble carring their stuff around in Israeli gas mask bags....

Real men laugh real deep manly belly laughs at the thought of riding a Ducati..
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Old 10-08-2007, 06:32 AM   #29
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I ride a sportbike, but I see everybody on two wheels as a brother. Unfortunately the authors of this website look down on riders who don't share their preference for sportbikes.
Motorcycle factions have been around as long as there have been motorcycles. Some HD guys whine about "japcrap". Some Beemer guys look down on everyone. Some sportbikers... same thing.

Same thing goes anywhere in society. Vegetarians are the worst of smug snobs. Everyone knows about Cadillac drivers.

Myself, I enjoy the **** out of every motorcycle I ride. I used to have that "HDs suck - Japanese rule" attitude, but then I went in the Navy and spent a year in Nam and learned that life is too short for that stupid shyt. It's amazing that people in their middle age still harbor such juvenile nonsense. Now those stupid pointless attitudes just make me laugh... and think far less of the people spouting such rot.
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Motorcycle factions have been around as long as there have been motorcycles. Some HD guys whine about "japcrap". Some Beemer guys look down on everyone. Some sportbikers... same thing.

Same thing goes anywhere in society. Vegetarians are the worst of smug snobs. Everyone knows about Cadillac drivers.

Myself, I enjoy the **** out of every motorcycle I ride. I used to have that "HDs suck - Japanese rule" attitude, but then I went in the Navy and spent a year in Nam and learned that life is too short for that stupid shyt. It's amazing that people in their middle age still harbor such juvenile nonsense. Now those stupid pointless attitudes just make me laugh... and think far less of the people spouting such rot.

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