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BrowningBAR · 10-06-2007, 09:48 PM

"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

sarnali2 · 10-07-2007, 06:27 AM

Nice bike. I guess it's like a Ferrari or a Lambo'... Just owning the fastest thing on the road makes your hair grow back to cover the bald spot and your pee-pee gets bigger all by itself! pure magic....

Interesting is the obligitory Harley bash at the end of the article and yet the only way to get more ponies out of this motor was to pump it up to 1340 or 80 cubic inch, HD's iconic engine size since the ULH flattie,

Coincidence????? I think not......

Buzglyd · 10-07-2007, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sarnali2

Nice bike. I guess it's like a Ferrari or a Lambo'... Just owning the fastest thing on the road makes your hair grow back to cover the bald spot and your pee-pee gets bigger all by itself! pure magic....

Interesting is the obligitory Harley bash at the end of the article and yet the only way to get more ponies out of this motor was to pump it up to 1340 or 80 cubic inch, HD's iconic engine size since the ULH flattie,

Coincidence????? I think not......

I noticed the H-D bash at the end too. As if HOG members think they're riding around on Hayabusa killers or something.

Does the author really get a thrill out of blowing past Harleys?

seruzawa · 10-07-2007, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Buzglyd

I noticed the H-D bash at the end too. As if HOG members think they're riding around on Hayabusa killers or something.

Does the author really get a thrill out of blowing past Harleys?

.... REAL badasses have prison records I'm not sure why a motojournalists ever bring it up.

sarnali2 · 10-07-2007, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by seruzawa

.... REAL badasses have prison records I'm not sure why a motojournalists ever bring it up.

"Nobody Tells me what to do, you keep needlin' me, if I want to, I'm gonna take this joint apart and you're not gonna know what hit you"

longride · 10-07-2007, 04:28 PM

I hate Harley riders too. If they also own a Ducati, I hate em twice as much.

OhioSteve · 10-07-2007, 04:36 PM

I ride a sportbike, but I see everybody on two wheels as a brother. Unfortunately the authors of this website look down on riders who don't share their preference for sportbikes.

sarnali2 · 10-07-2007, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by longride

I hate Harley riders too. If they also own a Ducati, I hate em twice as much.

No Harley rider would also own a Ducati, everyone knows Harleys are for REAL men and Ducatis are for Italian chicks with short hair and red leathers, or else them Euro-Nancys with pigshaves and razor stubble carring their stuff around in Israeli gas mask bags....

Real men laugh real deep manly belly laughs at the thought of riding a Ducati..

seruzawa · 10-08-2007, 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by OhioSteve

I ride a sportbike, but I see everybody on two wheels as a brother. Unfortunately the authors of this website look down on riders who don't share their preference for sportbikes.

Motorcycle factions have been around as long as there have been motorcycles. Some HD guys whine about "japcrap". Some Beemer guys look down on everyone. Some sportbikers... same thing.

Same thing goes anywhere in society. Vegetarians are the worst of smug snobs. Everyone knows about Cadillac drivers.

Myself, I enjoy the **** out of every motorcycle I ride. I used to have that "HDs suck - Japanese rule" attitude, but then I went in the Navy and spent a year in Nam and learned that life is too short for that stupid shyt. It's amazing that people in their middle age still harbor such juvenile nonsense. Now those stupid pointless attitudes just make me laugh... and think far less of the people spouting such rot.

longride · 10-08-2007, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by seruzawa

Motorcycle factions have been around as long as there have been motorcycles. Some HD guys whine about "japcrap". Some Beemer guys look down on everyone. Some sportbikers... same thing.

Same thing goes anywhere in society. Vegetarians are the worst of smug snobs. Everyone knows about Cadillac drivers.

Myself, I enjoy the **** out of every motorcycle I ride. I used to have that "HDs suck - Japanese rule" attitude, but then I went in the Navy and spent a year in Nam and learned that life is too short for that stupid shyt. It's amazing that people in their middle age still harbor such juvenile nonsense. Now those stupid pointless attitudes just make me laugh... and think far less of the people spouting such rot.

Please add 'And we want to get loaded' to your sig line. Thanks.

10-07-2007, 06:27 AM	#22
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,639	Nice bike. I guess it's like a Ferrari or a Lambo'... Just owning the fastest thing on the road makes your hair grow back to cover the bald spot and your pee-pee gets bigger all by itself! pure magic.... Interesting is the obligitory Harley bash at the end of the article and yet the only way to get more ponies out of this motor was to pump it up to 1340 or 80 cubic inch, HD's iconic engine size since the ULH flattie, Coincidence????? I think not...... __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "Denser alloy. My Father gave it to me, I think he wants me to kill you"... CVF-FCV

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longride Super Duper Mod Man Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere they let me Posts: 10,484	I hate Harley riders too. If they also own a Ducati, I hate em twice as much. __________________ I'm a knucklehead

10-06-2007, 09:48 PM	#21
BrowningBAR Snuggles Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: In a really, really, really old farmhouse Posts: 4,369	"Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim."

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10-07-2007, 04:36 PM	#27
OhioSteve Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 85	I ride a sportbike, but I see everybody on two wheels as a brother. Unfortunately the authors of this website look down on riders who don't share their preference for sportbikes.