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Old 09-10-2007, 12:49 PM   #31
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Long-ago I discovered the SECRET to removing broken/seized/corroded bolts, screws, capscrews, and fingerprints.

WITHOUT THE USE OF AN "EZ-OUT"!

What? You think I'm tellin' YOU guys? You'll all want one..........
I'll give you a dollar if you tell.
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Old 09-10-2007, 12:54 PM   #32
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Hmmm...OK, 'Hawk. I have narrowed it down to:

A. Kroil- the oil that creeps.
B. A cadre of go-go girls who happen to be talented machinists.
C. The answer involves Sea Monkeys.
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Old 09-10-2007, 06:16 PM   #33
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I thought it was "The Oil that Kreeps"?

No Sea Monkeys, but it DOES involve billywitchdoctor.com (One convenient Locations - in Africa!) shouting "Rise Chicken! Rise! Rise Chick... Ooops! is holding staff upside-down....

Rise Chicken! Rise!................."
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Old 09-10-2007, 09:45 PM   #34
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Ha!

In Soviet Russia streetbikes know everything about YOU!
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Old 09-11-2007, 10:57 AM   #35
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Once I get through the atavistic (bonus point) urge to beat the offending unit into scrap metal, I soak it in penetrating oil and tap it with a center punch. wait awhile and usually a pair of channel locks is all you need.That's why any nut or bolt I remove on my bikes or cars gets slathered with Nickle-Ease before re-installation, even if they break they come out fairly easily.

The trouble I find I'm having more of lately is cross threading, doesn't anyone drill and tap holes straight anymore?
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