2013 Triumph Thruxton Review

[The Spaceman]

Originally Posted by jmdonald

...achieving total motorcycle consciousness...

Grassmoker
Master, I was dishonored today....a motorcycle went doo-doo on my hat. I will never achieve total motorcycle consciousness.

Master
Grassmoker, when will you realize that achieving total motorcycle consciousness will only come to you when you stop trying to attain it?

Grassmoker
**** you Master, I'm sick of you and your wanker-suited monks. I'm gonna steal the neighbor's Harley, get some boots, a sleeveless shirt, and a do-rag, and I am OUT of this dump.

Master
At last Grassmoker, the Lotus has blossomed. Live to Ride. Ride to Live.

Grassmoker
Ride my ass, Master.

[Kevin_Duke]

Originally Posted by jmdonald

One of the secrets of achieving total motorcycle consciousness is knowing what activities to include the love of your life in and which ones to exclude her from. Facilitating any discussion with her as a participant would not be pretty and would border on outright dangerousness. Any discussion of the fiscal cliff would need to include the legitimate role of government. There is no compromise there for her. She packs heat and God only knows where things would end up. She likes the Honda more than the Thruxton. Like the Tar Baby I don't say nothing.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[bmwclay]

If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,

[sarnali2]

Originally Posted by bmwclay

If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,

A cunning plan indeed my friend!

[The_AirHawk]

Originally Posted by bmwclay

If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,

"He died Penniless and Alone but for his Motorcycles: in-Debt up to his eyeballs - what a TERRIBLE time to Die...."


I don't know about you - but I think that's the PERFECT time to die....


FTW!!!

(and that's not "For The Win", either!)

[The_AirHawk]

I've always liked the name "THRUXTON". I would have named all of my Sons that, if I had any Sons.

"Joshambia THRUXTON Reginald Hawk! Wilburforce THRUXTON Heywood Hawk! Reynaldo THRUXTON Tarzan HAWK!!!! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE - Time for DINNER!!!!"

[schizuki]

Dirk Thruxton is my porn name.

[The Spaceman]

"The only sound Mary Ellen heard as she stood motionless in the hall was the rhythmic slapping of Dirk Thruxton's bollocks against ANNE HATHAWAY'S VAGINA.