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Old 12-12-2012, 05:31 AM   #51
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...achieving total motorcycle consciousness...
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Master, I was dishonored today....a motorcycle went doo-doo on my hat. I will never achieve total motorcycle consciousness.

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Grassmoker, when will you realize that achieving total motorcycle consciousness will only come to you when you stop trying to attain it?

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**** you Master, I'm sick of you and your wanker-suited monks. I'm gonna steal the neighbor's Harley, get some boots, a sleeveless shirt, and a do-rag, and I am OUT of this dump.

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At last Grassmoker, the Lotus has blossomed. Live to Ride. Ride to Live.

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Ride my ass, Master.
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Old 12-12-2012, 03:27 PM   #52
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One of the secrets of achieving total motorcycle consciousness is knowing what activities to include the love of your life in and which ones to exclude her from. Facilitating any discussion with her as a participant would not be pretty and would border on outright dangerousness. Any discussion of the fiscal cliff would need to include the legitimate role of government. There is no compromise there for her. She packs heat and God only knows where things would end up. She likes the Honda more than the Thruxton. Like the Tar Baby I don't say nothing.
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Old 12-13-2012, 10:26 AM   #53
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Cool End of the World!

If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,
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Old 12-13-2012, 11:41 AM   #54
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If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,


A cunning plan indeed my friend!
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Old 12-13-2012, 03:35 PM   #55
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If the world does not end on December 21st a new bike should be in the cards for 2013.

You should get the Thruxton NOW and finance it! That way you get a free week of riding before the world ends.
That's what I'm doing.
I bought a V7
A Thruxton
A Multi Strada
A CVO Harley
A K1600GL
A Stelvio
All on payments,
"He died Penniless and Alone but for his Motorcycles: in-Debt up to his eyeballs - what a TERRIBLE time to Die...."


I don't know about you - but I think that's the PERFECT time to die....


FTW!!!

(and that's not "For The Win", either!)
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:14 PM   #56
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I've always liked the name "THRUXTON". I would have named all of my Sons that, if I had any Sons.

"Joshambia THRUXTON Reginald Hawk! Wilburforce THRUXTON Heywood Hawk! Reynaldo THRUXTON Tarzan HAWK!!!! GET YOUR ASSES IN HERE - Time for DINNER!!!!"
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Old 12-13-2012, 04:55 PM   #57
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Dirk Thruxton is my porn name.
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Old 12-14-2012, 06:15 AM   #58
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"The only sound Mary Ellen heard as she stood motionless in the hall was the rhythmic slapping of Dirk Thruxton's bollocks against ANNE HATHAWAY'S VAGINA.
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