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Old 08-22-2012, 12:11 PM   #31
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I'll never forget my older aunts always talking about their physical problems when I was a kid. When people start having that as their topic of conversation it's time to sell the bikes and move into the rest home.

Of course, boilermen always have a few pages stuck together. It's the fumes.
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Old 08-22-2012, 01:52 PM   #32
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Boy are we twins or what!!! I just had a fiber optic roto-rooter up MY ass this morning!!!

For those of you interested in my colonic health their anal spelunking excursion turned up negitive, 5 small polyps removed and the colon resection has healed nicely. Good for another 3 years at least

Thanks for caring by the way, it's touching in a hetro lifemate kinda' way.......
Did you come to in the middle of the procedure to find your noggin banging against the bed head while the Dr. and an attractive nurse gleefully slammed the long black pipe home again and again and again and... I did. The Dr. said people wake up during the "procedure" fairly often, but usually don't remember thanks to the Rohipnol. I have a high tolerance...lucky me.
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Old 08-22-2012, 02:31 PM   #33
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Apparently the main reason they knock you out is because of the pain when they inflate your bowel. Supposedly, the actual 'probing' isn't that painful, just 'uncomfortable.'
Years back I had a fluoroscope of my lower GI. Standing up, yet - after having a quart of Barium shot up my wazoo.
The doctor was peering at the 'scope, and he'd say, "You'll feel a little bit of pressure." Then he'd give the little bulb (like the ones on a BP cuff) a few squeezes.
Let me tell you, the pain was exceptional! I thought he was going to break a rib!
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Old 08-22-2012, 07:16 PM   #34
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Apparently the main reason they knock you out is because of the pain when they inflate your bowel. Supposedly, the actual 'probing' isn't that painful, just 'uncomfortable.'
Years back I had a fluoroscope of my lower GI. Standing up, yet - after having a quart of Barium shot up my wazoo.
The doctor was peering at the 'scope, and he'd say, "You'll feel a little bit of pressure." Then he'd give the little bulb (like the ones on a BP cuff) a few squeezes.
Let me tell you, the pain was exceptional! I thought he was going to break a rib!
Rest home for you, too.

I'm offering products now that you clowns bytching about your prostates will be in need of soon. Just say that seruzawa sent you:Great Stuff for Elderly MOrons with Bad Prostates.
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Old 08-23-2012, 08:45 AM   #35
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Rest home for you, too.

I'm offering products now that you clowns bytching about your prostates will be in need of soon. Just say that seruzawa sent you:Great Stuff for Elderly MOrons with Bad Prostates.

Pfft well you're no fun. I suggest you take your colonic health a little more seriuosly there sir, I'm sure one of your wives can help you get started..
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