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Old 04-13-2011, 07:15 AM   #11
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A very entertaining post! What are you doing on this board?
Probably get banned for writing something like that on the Husaberg / KTM board!

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Old 04-13-2011, 08:58 AM   #12
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Interesting, both this bike and the revamped 1050 Speed Triple got writeups at the same time and they cost about the same.

The 675 strikes me as the lithe hot chick who is used to a certain "lifestyle". Her interests are narrow - looking smoking hot, melting her man's credit card and being the proper Hollywood trophy wife. She is seen at the fancier restuarants and boutiques about town. She gets ridden on the finest linen, and only under the right circumstances you know.

The big 1050 is the low class party blonde from Bakersfield with the big hooters, the insatiable appetite who likes to get rowdy and can probably drink her man under the table. She hangs out at the local saloon and a fancy night out is eating at the local rib joint. She gets ridden whenever and wherever the mood strikes, including in back of a pickup truck parked in the desert, under the night sky.

Can't afford the fancy wimmin - always liked the "low class" chicks myself. Make mine a 1050! I wonder whatever happened to that girl from Bakersfield that I dated so many years ago
Her teeth rotted out and then she accidentally burned up in her old man's meth lab explosion.
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Old 04-13-2011, 01:15 PM   #13
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Her teeth rotted out and then she accidentally burned up in her old man's meth lab explosion.
You dated her too?!? What are the odds of that??
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Ah yes. Always best to enjoy the ladies in their carefree prime, before the inevitable decay and toxic explosions.

Her too tight blue polka dot halter top and it's contents, well they are forever ingrained in my brain though. Trashy women are the best -
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Probably get banned for writing something like that on the Husaberg / KTM board!

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Stay tuned for a pair of non-supersport literbike shootouts, plus one super-supersport literbike shootout...
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Old 04-20-2011, 02:14 PM   #16
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I visit MO at least twice daily as if it was my partime job. Looking forward to the shootouts.
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I visit MO at least twice daily as if it was my partime job. Looking forward to the shootouts.
Your loyalty is appreciated. Look for an S1000RR in your mailbox soon.
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Old 04-25-2011, 05:22 AM   #18
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Your loyalty is appreciated. Look for an S1000RR in your mailbox soon.
The minute you said that I got a flashback of when Oprah gave away cars on her show.

I would gladly pay the shipping and handling fee's for something like that
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The minute you said that I got a flashback of when Oprah gave away cars on her show.

I would gladly pay the shipping and handling fee's for something like that
Every time I think I'm going to enter a raffle or sweepstakes for a bike (or car), I remember that I couldn't afford the taxes on it if I won.

If I'm not mistaken, doesn't Uncle Sam hit you with 'Gift Tax' on anything you win?
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Every time I think I'm going to enter a raffle or sweepstakes for a bike (or car), I remember that I couldn't afford the taxes on it if I won.

If I'm not mistaken, doesn't Uncle Sam hit you with 'Gift Tax' on anything you win?
state and federal!.. thats why if you win 20mil in the lotto you bring home 15 dollars
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