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Old 07-12-2010, 08:53 AM   #1
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He'll be first in line for this:

Motorcycle firm offers funeral service - TwinCities.com
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Old 07-12-2010, 10:04 AM   #2
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My former bro-in-law (lil sis' 2nd) builds custom caskets for riders. I saw a finished Ducati casket that had everything but the ohlins on it being shipped to Texas last week.
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:06 AM   #3
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Hell yeah! As long as its one last ride or first and last ride at Spa in Belgium!!! Whoot whoot!

Then I'd have to get cremated and have my ashes sprinkled out beyond Waikiki Beach!
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Old 07-12-2010, 11:21 AM   #4
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Another Harley Guy's Last Ride

A Harley rider dies in a bad wreck on the way home from an "adult" bar, and his body is taken to the funeral home. The mortician calls his old lady and asks her to come down before the service to resolve "an issue with the body."

She arrived early, and the Funeral Directory showed her to the body, which had a huge "tent" in the zipper area. "Ma'am, your husband had an enormous erection at his time of death, and you've requested an open casket. As you can see...well... I tried taping it to his leg, but that just made him sit upright. Should I close the lower half of the casket?"

She looked at the Funeral Director and said "cut the damn thing off and shove it up his ass." The Director was shocked, but very short on time, so he complied.

At the funeral, mourners filed slowly by the casket. The biker's wife approached the casket, where she noticed a tiny tear rolling down the side of the deceased biker's face. She tenderly leaned over, put her lips to his ear, and whispered: "you see, it does hurt, you son of *****."
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Old 07-12-2010, 12:26 PM   #5
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Ooooowww! Bam!
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Old 07-12-2010, 03:33 PM   #6
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NO WAY Moke is signing up for this. It's an American bike, after all.
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