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Old 12-28-2009, 07:55 AM   #11
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No humidity here but the 40 degrees and rain keeps those meatballs from Utah from moving up here
Yep. Not only are Utahns meatballs but if you make the mistake of traveling here you WILL be kidnapped by polygamists and forced to work a loom. Also, Utah is entirely flat with straight roads. Music is illegal too. Never come here. It is a terrible place with no decent riding of any kind. Stay away. Go to Seattle, LA, Florida.... any place but Utah.
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Old 12-28-2009, 07:59 AM   #12
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They have meatballs in Utah,..A,...oh !


Yeah moving from Hawaii I think any place would suck in compairison. Florida imo can't make up its mind its either too cold or too hot. The best is in the summer when its 99% humidity and then rains for about an hour, its like a steam bath bubbling out of the tarmac. Oh I miss the mother land!
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Yep. Not only are Utahns meatballs but if you make the mistake of traveling here you WILL be kidnapped by polygamists and forced to work a loom. Also, Utah is entirely flat with straight roads. Music is illegal too. Never come here. It is a terrible place with no decent riding of any kind. Stay away. Go to Seattle, LA, Florida.... any place but Utah.

That's odd, I heard Utah had miles and miles of nice twisty roads, spectacular scenery, friendly Police and all those beautiful young corn fed young gals that thinks it's a womans place to marry middle aged balding fat guys and wait on them hand and foot.......

Why I hear they SPECIALLY like Californians with all their money and fancy cars......
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Old 12-28-2009, 09:37 AM   #15
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That's odd, I heard Utah had miles and miles of nice twisty roads, spectacular scenery, friendly Police and all those beautiful young corn fed young gals that thinks it's a womans place to marry middle aged balding fat guys and wait on them hand and foot.......

Why I hear they SPECIALLY like Californians with all their money and fancy cars......
Wrong as usual. Utah women are at least 6'2 225lbs with buck teeth and halotisis. They DO however like middle-aged guys with union benefits. In fact they usually have 1 or 2 chained in the basement.
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"In fact they usually have 1 or 2 chained in the basement."

The only way to go up at the compound!
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Wrong as usual. Utah women are at least 6'2 225lbs with buck teeth and halotisis. They DO however like middle-aged guys with union benefits. In fact they usually have 1 or 2 chained in the basement.

Well a handsome feller like me usually has no shortage of wimmin folk staring at the bulge in my pants....unfortunately it's the bulge in the back my wallet makes they're most interested these days...
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Old 12-29-2009, 02:57 AM   #18
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Well a handsome feller like me usually has no shortage of wimmin folk staring at the bulge in my pants....unfortunately it's the bulge in the back my wallet makes they're most interested these days...
Just take care so that the bulge isn't right in the center of the back of your pants.
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Old 12-29-2009, 06:29 AM   #19
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Just take care so that the bulge isn't right in the center of the back of your pants.

yeah that tends to put them off pretty quickly
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