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seruzawa · 06-04-2009, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Kenneth_Moore

Don't worry, the Florida Creeping Crud will take another generation to make it that far North.

We do have a cooling water spray every afternoon now. From 1.5" to 3" daily. Right during commuting hours. I couldn't stand the car another day and rode anyway. I said my prayers last night, so hopefully I'll make it home alive.

If your summer rain is anything like the summer rain in Southeast Asia it doesn't cool off a damm thing, I bet. Just turns it into a choking sauna.

Kenneth_Moore · 06-04-2009, 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by seruzawa

If your summer rain is anything like the summer rain in Southeast Asia it doesn't cool off a damm thing, I bet. Just turns it into a choking sauna.

Yeah, and the "jungle rot crotch syndrome" can be pretty ugly. Especially after wearing the rain suit for an hour or two. This morning my helmet felt like I was pulling a wet sponge over my head. Nice...

MOKE1K · 06-04-2009, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by sarnali2

Moke, yesterday I rode up to the top of Chinook Pass, 5400 feet up, 90 degrees air temps winding my way through 10 foot snowbanks up to the top, like standing in front of the freezer with the door open on a hot day...crisp clean air, the whole world dropping away at my feet... total silence when I shut the bike off....

That my friend is paradise...

That sounds cool, almost like the small mountains in Hawaii when you shut the bike off all you hear are birds.

The_AirHawk · 06-04-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by MOKE1K

That sounds cool, almost like the small mountains in Hawaii when you shut the bike off all you hear are birds.

Couple O' well-placed shotgun blasts'll take care O' THAT...............

acecycleins · 06-04-2009, 02:30 PM

Best destination in middle Florida is Ken's Mom's house. Just down the road from the Space Center. Less than an hour away from Daytona. There's good food and watering-holes right in the neighborhood. You'll be right on the water in a cool (yet, spooky in its own way) 100 yo house. You'll have the pleasure of hearing anything from Dire Straights to Pink Floyd to Tychofsky (did I spell that right). But no TV- I think Ken's Mensa Mom's head would explode if there was one on- books everywhere though. If you can get Ken to show up there's a 50/50 shot he'll clean your bike in the morning before you drag yourself out off the air mattress. All in all, it's a fine place to stop when you're working your budget to the last penny.

longride · 06-05-2009, 04:27 AM

The only reason I'll go there is to pick up the helmet I won from that bum! He owes me big time!

Kenneth_Moore · 06-05-2009, 05:44 AM

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Originally Posted by longride

The only reason I'll go there is to pick up the helmet I won from that bum! He owes me big time!

Hey now, you've been invited 2 years running. We're saving you a tent site in the swamp.

Forget Bike Week, y'all need to come for Biketoberfest. Biketoberfest has all the fun, 1/3 the people, and the weather is much better! All the manufacturers, babes, parties are there...but you don't have to deal with the traffic jams and overcrowding.

Buzglyd · 06-05-2009, 07:15 AM

Dear Klazy Ken,

How could you write about FL travel destinations and not mention the Klazy Ken Seminar museum? It is stacked with memoribilia I've collected from Klazy Ken Seminars over the years:

That paper napkin you once used to wipe the spittle off your lips.

The hotel pen you used to sign the restraining order.

Fingerprints lifted from an overhead projector.

And much more!

I'm still waiting for you to come visit and invite all your friends!

See you at Islamorada seminar!

Sincerely,

Konfused in Karlsbad

Kenneth_Moore · 06-05-2009, 10:42 AM

Konfused in Karlsbad

Klazy Ken hate dis guy. He too weird even for Klazy Ken. He send me soiled panties and old dentures one time. Took 2 day stop vomiting.

tmac0033 · 06-07-2009, 08:40 AM

This story seriously sucks! This guy has obviously never even been to Florida. Summer temperatures in the low 80s? Florida has summer heat that would melt a monkey!

This story was written by a hack marketer. He probably lifted it right out of a tourist brochure.

Hardly ANYTHING about good rides. This idiot should be ashamed of himself. I hope he didn't get paid.

06-04-2009, 02:30 PM	#15
acecycleins Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Georgia Posts: 4,129	Best destination in middle Florida is Ken's Mom's house. Just down the road from the Space Center. Less than an hour away from Daytona. There's good food and watering-holes right in the neighborhood. You'll be right on the water in a cool (yet, spooky in its own way) 100 yo house. You'll have the pleasure of hearing anything from Dire Straights to Pink Floyd to Tychofsky (did I spell that right). But no TV- I think Ken's Mensa Mom's head would explode if there was one on- books everywhere though. If you can get Ken to show up there's a 50/50 shot he'll clean your bike in the morning before you drag yourself out off the air mattress. All in all, it's a fine place to stop when you're working your budget to the last penny. __________________ "Slack" - a state of being in which everything flows smoothly.....a frame of mind so at ease that the universe naturally cooperates.

06-05-2009, 04:27 AM	#16
longride Super Duper Mod Man Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Anywhere they let me Posts: 10,484	The only reason I'll go there is to pick up the helmet I won from that bum! He owes me big time! __________________ I'm a knucklehead

06-05-2009, 10:42 AM	#19
Kenneth_Moore Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: VIsiting the GIft Shop in the Pit of DIspair Posts: 7,118	Konfused in Karlsbad Klazy Ken hate dis guy. He too weird even for Klazy Ken. He send me soiled panties and old dentures one time. Took 2 day stop vomiting. __________________ www.kennethmoore.org

06-07-2009, 08:40 AM	#20
tmac0033 Registered Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 11	tmac0033 This story seriously sucks! This guy has obviously never even been to Florida. Summer temperatures in the low 80s? Florida has summer heat that would melt a monkey! This story was written by a hack marketer. He probably lifted it right out of a tourist brochure. Hardly ANYTHING about good rides. This idiot should be ashamed of himself. I hope he didn't get paid.

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06-05-2009, 07:15 AM	#18
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,850	Dear Klazy Ken, How could you write about FL travel destinations and not mention the Klazy Ken Seminar museum? It is stacked with memoribilia I've collected from Klazy Ken Seminars over the years: That paper napkin you once used to wipe the spittle off your lips. The hotel pen you used to sign the restraining order. Fingerprints lifted from an overhead projector. And much more! I'm still waiting for you to come visit and invite all your friends! See you at Islamorada seminar! Sincerely, Konfused in Karlsbad