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h3lr4zr · 05-07-2009, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeU

Like I said...

heh, I probably could have come up with a better defintion.

acecycleins · 05-07-2009, 01:35 PM

You have hit a site that is dedicated to cheap b@stards. If we can enjoy something that takes little effort and no money we're in. If you're asking us to do your homework, well, this may be a slower process than you were imagining. These guys get hostile when they think people are out to get them. We're the Roswell of the Motorcycle community. Ken even has a set if tin-foil hats he lends out to visitors of south Florida. LR is in a bunker in an undisclosed location and if I told you where I was you may be forced into witness protection. Good luck, though.

Kenneth_Moore · 05-07-2009, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by acecycleins

You have hit a site that is dedicated to cheap b@stards. If we can enjoy something that takes little effort and no money we're in. If you're asking us to do your homework, well, this may be a slower process than you were imagining. These guys get hostile when they think people are out to get them. We're the Roswell of the Motorcycle community. Ken even has a set if tin-foil hats he lends out to visitors of south Florida. LR is in a bunker in an undisclosed location and if I told you where I was you may be forced into witness protection. Good luck, though.

They are NOT TIN HATS! They are Cranial Mount Cosmic Wave Attenuation Systems. Laugh pal, laugh till you come to with a probe up your madurahole.

seruzawa · 05-07-2009, 01:54 PM

So, what are those ads in plain sight on the first page? Charity?

h3lr4zr · 05-07-2009, 01:57 PM

have you been to the site since you first attacked me about this?

pushrod · 05-07-2009, 02:01 PM

hellraiser (with the numberology thing, there),

It's not you. Really. It isn't.

If you look anywhere on the site (and Good Luck with that - navigation is a b*tch), you'll see that Ace barely touches the surface of the multifaceted gem that is us.

The members of this forum range from very experienced riders to newbies; accomplished wrenches to people that aren't allowed to touch any kind of tool; young males to grown women.

Mostly, we're middle-aged, pissed-off guys. I couldn't tell you what color or creed. I don't think any of us care.

You gotta admit; having a person drop in on their first post, asking for free help on another site, without the least mention of how, what, and/or/if they ride, they aren't likely to get much of a response other than derision. Or worse.

And they'll stand little chance of getting a tin hat or lead drawers from Ken, either.

Now, if you want to join our forum, you're most welcome. Heck, put a plug for your site in your signature. Some of us might even venture over to take a look.

Just be careful if a Michael Douglas look-a-like/weightlifter/horseman/passenger aircraft ashtray designer starts up on your 'wiki' about how the I-4 600cc engine is the be-all/end-all of motorcycle powerplant development.

h3lr4zr · 05-07-2009, 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by pushrod

hellraiser (with the numberology thing, there),

It's not you. Really. It isn't.

If you look anywhere on the site (and Good Luck with that - navigation is a b*tch), you'll see that Ace barely touches the surface of the multifaceted gem that is us.

The members of this forum range from very experienced riders to newbies; accomplished wrenches to people that aren't allowed to touch any kind of tool; young males to grown women.

Mostly, we're middle-aged, pissed-off guys. I couldn't tell you what color or creed. I don't think any of us care.

You gotta admit; having a person drop in on their first post, asking for free help on another site, without the least mention of how, what, and/or/if they ride, they aren't likely to get much of a response other than derision. Or worse.

And they'll stand little chance of getting a tin hat or lead drawers from Ken, either.

Now, if you want to join our forum, you're most welcome. Heck, put a plug for your site in your signature. Some of us might even venture over to take a look.

Just be careful if a Michael Douglas look-a-like/weightlifter/horseman/passenger aircraft ashtray designer starts up on your 'wiki' about how the I-4 600cc engine is the be-all/end-all of motorcycle powerplant development.

I know. Have you been to KawiForums? (Also run by motorcycle.com) Its a looney bin over there too.

The_AirHawk · 05-07-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by pushrod

Just be careful if a Michael Douglas look-a-like/weightlifter/horseman/passenger aircraft ashtray designer starts up on your 'wiki' about how the I-4 600cc engine is the be-all/end-all of motorcycle powerplant development.

Dood, it's a V-4. A VEE-FOUR that's the penultimate moto engine. It's just that Sportbikes can out-corner, out-accelerate, out-brake ANY form of Cruiser, and are therefor the Safest Motorcycles in the World............

pushrod · 05-07-2009, 07:21 PM

How did I mess that up!?

Vee-four... VEEEEEE-four.

OK, I think I've re-Kalibrated.

sarnali2 · 05-08-2009, 11:44 AM

I believe it's pronounced "Desmosedicci" or some other bloody foriegn gibberish

05-07-2009, 01:35 PM	#12
acecycleins Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: North Georgia Posts: 4,125	You have hit a site that is dedicated to cheap b@stards. If we can enjoy something that takes little effort and no money we're in. If you're asking us to do your homework, well, this may be a slower process than you were imagining. These guys get hostile when they think people are out to get them. We're the Roswell of the Motorcycle community. Ken even has a set if tin-foil hats he lends out to visitors of south Florida. LR is in a bunker in an undisclosed location and if I told you where I was you may be forced into witness protection. Good luck, though. __________________ "Slack" - a state of being in which everything flows smoothly.....a frame of mind so at ease that the universe naturally cooperates.

05-07-2009, 01:54 PM	#14
seruzawa Robby Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: 8501 ft. Posts: 16,803	So, what are those ads in plain sight on the first page? Charity? __________________ I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.

05-07-2009, 02:01 PM	#16
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	hellraiser (with the numberology thing, there), It's not you. Really. It isn't. If you look anywhere on the site (and Good Luck with that - navigation is a b*tch), you'll see that Ace barely touches the surface of the multifaceted gem that is us. The members of this forum range from very experienced riders to newbies; accomplished wrenches to people that aren't allowed to touch any kind of tool; young males to grown women. Mostly, we're middle-aged, pissed-off guys. I couldn't tell you what color or creed. I don't think any of us care. You gotta admit; having a person drop in on their first post, asking for free help on another site, without the least mention of how, what, and/or/if they ride, they aren't likely to get much of a response other than derision. Or worse. And they'll stand little chance of getting a tin hat or lead drawers from Ken, either. Now, if you want to join our forum, you're most welcome. Heck, put a plug for your site in your signature. Some of us might even venture over to take a look. Just be careful if a Michael Douglas look-a-like/weightlifter/horseman/passenger aircraft ashtray designer starts up on your 'wiki' about how the I-4 600cc engine is the be-all/end-all of motorcycle powerplant development. __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

05-07-2009, 07:21 PM	#19
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	How did I mess that up!? Vee-four... VEEEEEE-four. OK, I think I've re-Kalibrated. __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

05-08-2009, 11:44 AM	#20
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,132	I believe it's pronounced "Desmosedicci" or some other bloody foriegn gibberish __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. "

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05-07-2009, 01:57 PM	#15
h3lr4zr Registered Member Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 7	have you been to the site since you first attacked me about this?