2009 BMW K1300S Review

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2009 BMW K1300S Review

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[acecycleins]

A Gentleman's Sportbike. BWM's Sportgeezer. I like 'em. Can't wait until 2020 when it fits my budget.

[Buzglyd]

Pete, there's probably not a BMW rider on earth that is anywhere near 155 lbs.

What are you? A Calvin Klein model? Mix in a sandwich, bro.

[longride]

Pretty nice bike. The price is a bit up there, but overall I like it. Hopefully BMW irons out the little bugs.

[Pete_Brissette]

Originally Posted by Buzglyd

Pete, there's probably not a BMW rider on earth that is anywhere near 155 lbs.

What are you? A Calvin Klein model? Mix in a sandwich, bro.

I'm sorry, say what? The noise from opening a full calorie beer drown out yer comment.

[acecycleins]

Originally Posted by Pete_Brissette

I'm sorry, say what? The noise from opening a full calorie beer drown out yer comment.

Man can live on beer alone? I guess it has many of your standard food groups represented, but damn you are almost an entire person lighter than me. Next time your in N GA let me know and we'll fill you with Fried Chicken, Mac n Cheeze, and greens. Hell, you'll go home 10 pounds heavier after just one meal.

[giganto]

The base modern model makes nests on the ground, and marks territory a number of ways- typically breaking off branches along its rout with the easy strength of its maturing luggage brackets/cases.
But so many eye-witnesses cant all be hoax and forgery- many are on record from active millitary and law enforcement with reputations to lose.
Like a growing number of scientists around the world, i for one carefully study the pertenent/scientific residue of these elusive base models, and..
..i believe they exist.

Nice bike.
Many say its actual shaggy wet weight(for its massive mature size) is closer to 600lbs.

[Buzglyd]

Originally Posted by Pete_Brissette

I'm sorry, say what? The noise from opening a full calorie beer drown out yer comment.

You'll never catch a light beer in my hands laddy. Light beer is for fat guys.

[acecycleins]

Originally Posted by Buzglyd

You'll never catch a light beer in my hands laddy. Light beer is for fat guys.

I'm a fat guy that typically drinks Sam Adams (any flavor, but I like the wheats) or Sweet-water 420 (stoopid filter). If you catch me with a lite beer it's because someone handed me a free one. When I'm out and slumming at the dive bars I drink PBR. 'Cause real men can handle Milwakee piss water.

[Pete_Brissette]

Originally Posted by acecycleins

I'm a fat guy that typically drinks Sam Adams (any flavor, but I like the wheats) or Sweet-water 420 (stoopid filter). If you catch me with a lite beer it's because someone handed me a free one. When I'm out and slumming at the dive bars I drink PBR. 'Cause real men can handle Milwakee piss water.

Then count me a girly-mon, 'cause my body rejects such things after only a couple, not from intoxication, but purely like a foreign substance that must be purged. Bring me a vodka dirty martini any time, and I'll ascend back to manliness...