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Old 10-31-2008, 03:22 PM   #1
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Default A Message From Zod

Look at the way your society operates. I cannot possibly have dreamed up such a scheme as what you have brought upon yourselves: an endless cycle of lending and engineering of abstract markets that leaves the society destitute and broke. Now you have the banks themselves barren of money; this liquidity, as it were; and slowly we're seeing them fail at supporting small businesses; the backbone of the economy. That package of Lunchables you people eat: how will that get to your store when the truckers and the small freight companies can't operate anymore? How will those truckers and freight company people buy your mortgages and insurance if they're out of a job? And look at your government policies, funneling massive amounts of subsidies into things like corn production into fuel while Haiti starves and supermarket prices skyrocket. I have nothing but outrage that your leaders have squandered away your dignity and self-esteem, leaving me with a trashed bargain-basement nation in foreclosure. I appear before you tonight humiliated and angry. When you head to that voting booth in a couple of weeks, your agenda is clear. You shall hand me the Presidency. I shall promise amnesty for your deeds of having elected this vermin into office: the 110th Congress, the Bush administration, and whoever else is responsible. I guarantee you a fair system of corruption and unchecked power, and I offer transparency so that you will never be left misinformed about the unjust and immoral policies of my administration. And to this end I shall impose an immediate economic solution. All personal debt and equity removed more than two degrees from any personal checking account shall be decreed part of the fantasy market; no different from Monopoly money. It will simply cease to exist. Your business tycoons, bankers, and derivatives brokers will be forced to return to the basics and build a stable foundation for long term riches. I shall impose forced labor for all in return for a fair salary and all of your worldly goods. And with that, you shall give me your eternal allegience.
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Old 10-31-2008, 03:59 PM   #2
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Cuddy, check your corn liquor. I think its 2/3s water.
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Old 11-01-2008, 09:31 AM   #3
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Yes it is, and that's the way, uh huh uh huh we like it, uh huh uh huh...
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Old 11-02-2008, 08:18 AM   #4
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I though Zod got sent to outerspace in the secound episode of Superman? Or was it the third?
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Old 11-03-2008, 06:42 PM   #5
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Does that mean it's 66 proof? My weapon of choice tonight is Bulleit bourbon (90 proof). I'm sorry. Did you say one finger or two?
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Old 11-03-2008, 10:28 PM   #6
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I've got a bottle of Bulleit but haven't pulled the cork yet. Looking forward to it...
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Old 11-04-2008, 06:42 AM   #7
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Good luck with that. Not being a Bourbon drinker I can only cheer from the sidelines glass of Speyburn Highland Malt in hand ....
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:39 PM   #8
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I wish I'd read this before voting. I got caught up in the propositions and forgot to write in for Zod. I'm so embarassed...
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Old 11-04-2008, 02:46 PM   #9
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I wish I'd read this before voting. I got caught up in the propositions and forgot to write in for Zod. I'm so embarassed...
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:34 PM   #10
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What? No re-programming. Going light on the guy?
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