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Old 10-16-2008, 02:07 PM   #1
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I was reading the top 5 turnoffs for women and one had these to offer:

1) Drinks too much
2) Rides a motorcycle
3) Overweight yet wants skinny person
4) Nothing to offer besides going to dinner
5) Travels all the time


I think she met me once! Damn!
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Old 10-16-2008, 02:50 PM   #2
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Well I fit the rides a motorcycle part, I don't (can't actually) drink too much these days, I'm overweight but I don't care for skinny chics, I have much more to offer than just going to dinner and i don't travel anymore than I have to..

Unfortunatly I don't like snotty demanding b*tchs who make lists and expect me to jump through hoops just to kiss their ass's either, Guess I don't qualify afterall....

Dang..
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:04 PM   #3
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I was reading the top 5 turnoffs for women and one had these to offer:

1) Drinks too much
2) Rides a motorcycle
3) Overweight yet wants skinny person
4) Nothing to offer besides going to dinner
5) Travels all the time


I think she met me once! Damn!
The first two sound a lot like my wife. Lucky guy I am.
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:15 PM   #4
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Well here are my turn offs:

1) Uses my old motorcycle t-shirts to dust furniture
2) Uses my old motorcycle t-shirts to clean windows
3) Uses my old motorcycle t-shirts to wipe up the kitchen sink
4) Cuts my old motorcycle t-shirts up beacuse "they are all dirty".
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:18 PM   #5
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I can't believe "smokes" didn't make the list.
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Old 10-16-2008, 03:18 PM   #6
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From this woman, my turnoffs are:

1 Men
2 Men
3 Men
4 Men
5 Men

Pretty simple.

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Old 10-16-2008, 04:48 PM   #7
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Sounds pretty sexist there Sachi. You are walking a fine line here!
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Old 10-16-2008, 04:57 PM   #8
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But Sachi? What about us? What am I going to do with all these dildos?

DOn't answer that...
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Old 10-16-2008, 06:03 PM   #9
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I've been losing weight and I don't drink that much. I can hook you up with a goo, umm dececnt divorce lawyer. Think of her happiness. Please feel free to substitute the appropriate personl pronoun.
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Old 10-17-2008, 10:05 AM   #10
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Maybe it's just been my experience, but the women I'm acquainted with think that guys who ride motorcycles are cool. And I actually got my girlfriend to take the MSF course, spend a season on my little 250, and then buy a two-year-old neon green Ninja 500 for herself.

And besides, if a woman doesn't like me because I ride, she can go find someone else. My motorcycles are a non-negotiable part of the relationship.
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