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Old 10-17-2008, 12:01 PM   #11
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I know quite a few women that really hate motorcycles. One of them was my ex-wife. Notice I said EX!
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:02 PM   #12
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I was reading the top 5 turnoffs for women and one had these to offer:

1) Drinks too much
2) Rides a motorcycle
3) Overweight yet wants skinny person
4) Nothing to offer besides going to dinner
5) Travels all the time


I think she met me once! Damn!

I'm surprised that firearms/hunting wasn't on the list.
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Old 10-17-2008, 01:39 PM   #13
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Actually I think women like having a gun in the house so they can shoot your ass after a late night out with the boys.
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Old 10-17-2008, 08:49 PM   #14
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I was reading the top 5 turnoffs for women and one had these to offer:

1) Drinks too much
2) Rides a motorcycle
3) Overweight yet wants skinny person
4) Nothing to offer besides going to dinner
5) Travels all the time


I think she met me once! Damn!
Top five turnoffs for men:

1) Doesn't drink.
2) Hates motorcycles.
3) Thinks she's skinny.
4) Can't cook dinner.
5) Wants to stay home and "nest".
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Old 10-20-2008, 10:28 AM   #15
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Top five turnoffs for men:

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5) Wants to stay home and "nest".

Can someone 'splain to me what it is with women and all the freakin' pillows!?

I swear, the LOML has almost a dozen pillows on the bed. It's almost a ceremony. Twice a day - moving all the non-functional pillows off the bed, and onto the bed. I ask her about it, and she gives me the Aviator Salute.

I guess it's the same thing I do when she asks me why I upgrade perfectly good components on the bike or one of the cages...
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:00 AM   #16
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Can someone 'splain to me what it is with women and all the freakin' pillows!?

I swear, the LOML has almost a dozen pillows on the bed. It's almost a ceremony. Twice a day - moving all the non-functional pillows off the bed, and onto the bed. I ask her about it, and she gives me the Aviator Salute.

I guess it's the same thing I do when she asks me why I upgrade perfectly good components on the bike or one of the cages...
Haha, I hear you man. Between the sprawling out and the pillow avalanches I'm obliged to stake out my part of the bed before the wife falls asleep or end up with one side of me dangling off the edge.
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:06 AM   #17
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Haha, I hear you man. Between the sprawling out and the pillow avalanches I'm obliged to stake out my part of the bed before the wife falls asleep or end up with one side of me dangling off the edge.
I'm lucky to keep from having my garage being used as a huge walk-in closet.
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:30 AM   #18
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Y'all are P.W.!

Be a MAN - get out and ride yer BossHoss!
Those who live in glass houses......
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Y'all are P.W.!

Be a MAN - get out and ride yer BossHoss!
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Old 10-20-2008, 11:39 AM   #20
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Those who live in glass houses......
I live in a Van..............



.........DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!
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