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Old 05-07-2008, 05:33 PM   #11
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Rolls Razor! I tried the one my dad had, scary sharp. The blade would flop over as you moved the handle in the case, like it needed to get sharper. If yer gonna shave with that you may as well starch your shirt too... Aqua Velva...
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Old 05-07-2008, 06:57 PM   #12
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Whoa, that was the name of the blue stuff I used to use. Aqua Velva!

Ice Blue. It is all coming back to me now. The pain. The searing hot poker pain!

The only trouble with using it was "Ice Blue" would dissolve the toilet paper and then the bleeding would begin anew and with a lot more vigor.

Ease up on the "Free Association" Monseigneur Seruzawa- it sounds suspiciously communist. Careful you and "Catherine" don't end up on a list.

Kerouac is buried right down the street from where I work. I visited his grave a couple of years ago for the hell of it on a lunch break. It was a ham sandwich, that much I remember. The grave took a bit to find, as it is really a horizontal "foot stone" marker instead of a vertical gravestone.

For some reason several beatniks have asked me since how to find his grave- people who pass me on the street in Lowell. It bothers me that I look like someone who would know how to find the grave of Jack Kerouac.

I get it now. Free Association = Toilet Paper. It all makes sense to me now. Oh yea.

Bartender! Another shot of Aqua Velva!
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:10 AM   #13
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I found this gem and had to share:
World Beard and Moustache Championships

You must check out the gallery:
Gallery of* Contestants and Champions

May 23, 2009. Anchorage, Alaska. You have to have a beard or mustache to get in (sorry Sachi).

I just wanted to include something for the non-shavers amongst us.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:17 AM   #14
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I found this gem and had to share:
World Beard and Moustache Championships

You must check out the gallery:
Gallery of Contestants and Champions

May 23, 2009. Anchorage, Alaska. You have to have a beard or mustache to get in (sorry Sachi).

I just wanted to include something for the non-shavers amongst us.
And I thought that I had a lot of time to screw around on the internet.

Heh heh. That haven't censored the word 'screw' yet. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw. Screw..................
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:19 AM   #15
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Is ****erson still covered? I guess so.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:27 AM   #16
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I am not screwing around on the internet. I am engaged in serious research and posting the results on a serious motorcycle forum. Browning Bar rightly pointed out that there is no place for humor on a serious motorcycle forum.

If you want to see something mildly non-serious, I will have to start a new thread.

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Old 05-08-2008, 09:31 AM   #17
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May 23, 2009. Anchorage, Alaska. You have to have a beard or mustache to get in (sorry Sachi).
You mean my two-hair mustache won't qualify?

Well darn.
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:39 AM   #18
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:40 AM   #19
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I am not screwing around on the internet. I am engaged in serious research and posting the results on a serious motorcycle forum.

This is important stuff and I'll thank you to give it the consideration it deserves, Having at least a chin beard is a vital part of all weather riding, it insulates the lower face in the winter and acts as a strainer/filter to keep wee cavorting beasties from flying up under your helmet in the summer.

If you guys spent half as much time riding as you do sitting around complaining because it's below 70 out and it might rain three states away you'd know these things....
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Old 05-08-2008, 09:41 AM   #20
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A quick scan of the bylaws of the South Central Alaska Beard and Mustache Club (yes it exists) states nothing that would preclude you from joining the club and presumably entering the competition.

You have facial hair and the bylaws say nothing about gender.

Rock on, Sachi.
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