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Old 05-02-2008, 07:53 AM   #1
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You can't handle the truth! Son, we live in a world that has walls. And those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall. You need me on that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
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Old 05-02-2008, 08:17 AM   #2
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I shout that out my window every morning.

My neighbors think I'm kinda creepy.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:35 AM   #3
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That's an excellent monolog, as only Jack Nicklson can say it.
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Old 05-02-2008, 09:59 AM   #4
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I shout that out my window every morning.

My neighbors think I'm kinda creepy.
I shout "Kill Whitey" out the window every morning. The neighbors chime in.
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:06 AM   #5
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The best monologues came from Jack Web, 'specially when he was arresting a hippy or a child molester...

"Now you listen to me, you gutter-mouth punk. I've dealt with you before, and every time I did, it took me a month to wash off the filth. I'll tell you what you did to that four-year old girl out in Westlake Park: you staked out a bench like you've always done. You bought a sack of penny candy; you waited until the right little girl came along... You got her in your car. She started to cry; you hit her across the mouth twice. You cut her lip with your ring. Knocked out three of her teeth. And then you know what you did to her... Now, I didn't say that, Rockwell, you did. That's exactly what you told those officers who arrested you. They advised you of your constitutional rights before you opened your mouth. Now you're trying to tell us you didn't understand. Well, you're a liar... Like every hoodlum since Cain up through Capone, you've learned to hide behind some quirk in the law. And mister, you are a two-bit hoodlum. You've fallen twice for A.D.W. Burglary, three times. Twice for forcible rape; I tagged you for those. And now you've graduated: you've moved to the sewer. You're a child molester..."
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:12 AM   #6
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And another good one...

"You sit down! That badge pays 464 dollars a month. That's what the job's worth. I knew that when I hired on. $67.40 comes out with withholding. I give $27.84 for pension and 12 bucks for widows and orphans. That leaves me with $356.76. That badge is worth a dollar 82 an hour so Mister, better settle back into that chair because I'm about to blow about 20 bucks of it right now."
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Old 05-02-2008, 10:54 AM   #7
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Ah, I could hear his very voice in my head..............
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:24 PM   #8
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Ah, I could hear his very voice in my head..............
In my teens, every time I smoked dope I'd involuntarily go into the bathroom to make sure there wasn't a baby drowning.
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:43 PM   #9
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In my teens, every time I smoked dope I'd involuntarily go into the bathroom to make sure there wasn't a baby drowning.
It must be difficult to spend your entire teen years in the bathroom.
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Old 05-02-2008, 12:50 PM   #10
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It must be difficult to spend your entire teen years in the bathroom.
Alas, wasted youth. Really, really wasted. I think they call it "baked" nowadays.
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