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Old 04-18-2013, 01:19 AM   #1
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Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
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Old 04-18-2013, 03:39 AM   #2
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I believe the site is called superd!ckery.com or something of the like.

Superman IS a D!ck.....
Parfois, on fait pas semblant
Sometimes, it's not pretend
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Let them hate so long as they fear
политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян
Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants
Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...
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Old 04-18-2013, 05:47 AM   #3
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Science has proven that copulation with normal people would be impossible for Superman. In fact even as s teen he'd have to fly to the dark side of the Moon to masturbate, after the first few tries blew holes in the wall behind his bed.

No wonder the kid is crying.
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Old 04-18-2013, 08:55 AM   #4
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Check out 'Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex.' The essay was first printed in Larry Niven's 1971 collection, "All the Myriad Ways".

You can read it here: Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex by Larry Niven - Page 1 - Wattpad
You would not understand,
this is not how I am...

I have become -
Comfortably Numb.
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Old 04-18-2013, 09:49 AM   #5
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I like the hat on the corner of the footboard.

Clark Kent means business!

Just photoshop your GF's face in place of that boy's and send it to her before a long weekend together.
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