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I've been blizzarded!
 

That's my wife's car in the driveway. See the black speck behind it? That's my driver's side mirror.

There's three feet of snow blocking the door, so I'll probably go out the window to shovel tomorrow.

From here it looks kinda fun... You can write your name and make snowmen and all that stuff.

No snowmen with this one. Or snowballs. It's fluffy as hell. I could probably clear it out with a leafblower.

Wow, you guys got a good pasteing, stay warm and all that useless advice

Now you know
 

Global Blizzarding is reality.

The power's on and I've got a bottle of Jack and some Bogart movies on the DVR. It's all good.

It's always a good chuckle to see how freaked out the east-coasties get when they get a yawner of a snowstorm.

One of the few things I envy about winter climates is that it gives you an excuse to sit on your ass all day and watch teevee without guilt. Here I always feel like I should be doing somehing productive when the weather is nice. Which it almost always is.

Yeah, and when you Westerners see a snowflake you start sizing up your relatives for a meal.

Dood! "Storm of The Century" and all that!

I hear they've been talking about Naming this one....

"Soupa'-Doopa'-Snowstrom Reginald Oliphont Bragwell IV"

I swear to ****ing CHRIST I want to scream until my eyes bleed every time I hear about that ****ing rainshower. At least they stopped calling it a "Hurricane" (as it was not even qualified as a Tropical Depression when it hit land).

Storm-surge did all the damage (when you're only 7' above sea-level, a 10' wave does a shyteload of damage, yes. Know how to FIX that? Don't ****ing build your house 7' above ****ing sea-level. Stupid ****.)