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Old 07-12-2012, 10:28 AM   #1
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From the "DAYAM Nature - You SCARY!" file:

One more thing to avoid while drinking: eating raw crawfish

OK, so drunken, moronic fratboys are no-longer indigenous to Florida.....

When the doc says "Think 'Alien' growing inside you", you probably ****ed up somewhere up the line, and deserve to have one of these burst from your chest (not that this would happen - you merely Deserve it).
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политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян
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Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:02 PM   #2
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Not to mention coughing up worm eggs will totally ruin a hot date!
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Old 07-12-2012, 12:53 PM   #3
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Only 7 out of 9 patients were drunk...I assume one of them was the 9 y/o boy.
318 curves in 11 miles."
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Old 07-12-2012, 06:14 PM   #4
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Well the Good Lord chlorinates the gene pool in mysterious ways....
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"He said he's farting because of his medication"...
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Old 07-13-2012, 09:48 AM   #5
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There are really only two types of people. The smart ones and the dumb ones. Obviously alcohol helps highlight the redeeming qualities of a certain percentage of the population. Pathological stupidity. It's everywhere.
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