Go Back   Motorcycle Forum > Other > Motorcycle.Com Lounge

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 07-11-2012, 01:52 PM   #1
schizuki
Founding Member
 
schizuki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,030
Default F***ing sprinkles

When exactly did every donut shop and supermarket bakery in America decide that there's been some sort of groundswell demand for sprinkles on every goddamn baked good? I hate sprinkles. They stick in your molars and they have a chewy consistency that ruins the smoothness of every confection they contaminate.

You know who likes sprinkles? Women, children and other morons who are fascinated by anything colorful. You know who doesn't? Anybody who doesn't want their donut looking like it got a frat's worth of facials at a clown college gang-bang.

F***ing sprinkles. Kiss my ass.
__________________
Reverēre meam auctōritātem

Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
schizuki is offline   Reply With Quote

Sponsored Links Remove Advertisements
Motorcycle Forum
Advertisement
Old 07-11-2012, 02:08 PM   #2
Buzglyd
Founding Member
 
Buzglyd's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 10,904
Default

Who the hell eats donuts anymore?
Buzglyd is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 02:14 PM   #3
jmdonald
Founding Member
 
jmdonald's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Mission Viejo
Posts: 1,291
Default Govern-mental Mind Control

Real Sprinkles? Were they even there? You have stumbled onto another Government sanctioned mind control device. When the middle class worries about sprinkles they have no time to worry about drones or Janet Incompatano. As long as they are on the red velvet versions what do we care? When can I send them more money? Obey. Have another shot of Crystal Head Vodka and be done with it.
__________________
Secede.
jmdonald is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-11-2012, 06:34 PM   #4
seruzawa
The Toad

 
seruzawa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: 8501 ft.
Posts: 17,461
Default

Run out of meth, did we?
__________________
"Make no mistake, Communism lost a big argument - one we know today as the 20th century."
seruzawa is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 05:31 AM   #5
The Spaceman
Registered Member
 
The Spaceman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,448
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzglyd View Post
Who the hell eats donuts anymore?
Me and the kid, every Sunday am. It's a ritual: stagger out to the garage, fire up the bike with absolutely no AGATT, ride over to Dunkin Donuts at triple-digit speeds, snag a variety of sprinkled and unsprinkled donuts, then back home.

If F-1 or MotoGP are on the DVR, then it's race time with full donut support!
__________________
318 curves in 11 miles."
The Spaceman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 07:08 AM   #6
schizuki
Founding Member
 
schizuki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,030
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman View Post
Me and the kid, every Sunday am. It's a ritual: stagger out to the garage, fire up the bike with absolutely no AGATT, ride over to Dunkin Donuts at triple-digit speeds, snag a variety of sprinkled and unsprinkled donuts, then back home.

If F-1 or MotoGP are on the DVR, then it's race time with full donut support!
Sounds like a little slice of Heaven. Well, except for the sprinkles. But I think it's great that your kid supports you despite your questionable sprinkles-loving sexual orientation.
__________________
Reverēre meam auctōritātem

Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
schizuki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 07:09 AM   #7
sarnali2
Aging Cafe` Racer

 
sarnali2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain.
Posts: 8,719
Default

I like the glazed chocolate old fashioned ones at Starbucks. Great for dunking during that mid-ride stop and BS over a tall black coffee break.

Otherwise I don't touch donuts or cupcakes or any of that crap, I'm big enough as it is without eating a bunch of junk and the sprinkles taste like sh*t anyway.
__________________
"Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives"

"He said he's farting because of his medication"...
sarnali2 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 08:18 AM   #8
The Spaceman
Registered Member
 
The Spaceman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,448
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by schizuki View Post
But I think it's great that your kid supports you despite your questionable sprinkles-loving sexual orientation.
Hah! It's the other way around...HE's the one who grabbed the bottle of sprinkles at the grocery store and brought it home. He puts the damn things on everything...short of spaghetti and steak.
__________________
318 curves in 11 miles."
The Spaceman is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 12:47 PM   #9
schizuki
Founding Member
 
schizuki's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2001
Posts: 5,030
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Spaceman View Post
Hah! It's the other way around...HE's the one who grabbed the bottle of sprinkles at the grocery store and brought it home. He puts the damn things on everything...short of spaghetti and steak.
Ah...

Well, you know what you do as a Dad when you find out your boy likes sprinkles? You hug him twice as hard, that's what you do.
__________________
Reverēre meam auctōritātem

Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
schizuki is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-12-2012, 12:58 PM   #10
The Spaceman
Registered Member
 
The Spaceman's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2011
Posts: 2,448
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by schizuki View Post
Ah...

Well, you know what you do as a Dad when you find out your boy likes sprinkles? You hug him twice as hard, that's what you do.
I'ts not easy being a Dad these days. I was watching an "expose" YouTube video of some Dad beating his kid with a belt. He was going to be charged with child abuse. I got 3 or 4 belt whippings along the way. The belt was Dad's "nuclear deterrent."
__________________
318 curves in 11 miles."
The Spaceman is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off