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Old 05-08-2012, 07:03 AM   #1
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It's not your fault! You're "living in a food carnival constantly bombarded by food cues."


Obesity fight must shift from personal blame: U.S. panel | Reuters
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Old 05-08-2012, 07:31 AM   #2
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Dietary advice from the allopaths. You gotta love it.

Welcome to the town of Allopath
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:19 AM   #3
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Way back when, people were skinny. The gov't decided to tell us what to eat in the 70s and people started getting fat.

Gov't soloution. More rules!

Buzz's solution. Close FDA and fire everyone.

People get skinny again.
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Old 05-08-2012, 08:39 AM   #4
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There was a dude here at ThunderBeach on a Harley (I think; most of it was covered) that looked like the Michelin Mans' fat older brother.

It was grotesque! And he was riding in shorts, topsiders and sunglasses. Period.
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:27 AM   #5
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Way back when, people were skinny. The gov't decided to tell us what to eat in the 70s and people started getting fat.

Gov't soloution. More rules!

Buzz's solution. Close FDA and fire everyone.

People get skinny again.

Yeah! Let's get back to the good old days when tapeworm larvae were sold as "diet pills!" Who doesn't miss that beautiful pink, formaldahyde-soaked meat that's only 3 months young?And let's get the cocaine back in our sodas!

Yeah, screw the FDA. We can trust the food corporations to produce safe, nutritious, quality eats!
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Old 05-08-2012, 09:34 AM   #6
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Well I for one feel much better knowing it's not my fault I gained weight. Here I thought it was the beer and pizza doing it....
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Old 05-08-2012, 01:54 PM   #7
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I used to think obesity was caused by too much food and too little exercise. Now I realized it's caused by too little personal responsibility and utterly non-existent shame.

Good Lord, I'm thirty pounds overweight and I feel like a turd. How do people who literally can't fit in chairs look at themselves in the mirror?
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Old 05-08-2012, 02:29 PM   #8
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How do people who literally can't fit in chairs look at themselves in the mirror?
From a distance!?

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All y'all are Idjits! Mrs. Obama and the USDA keep tellin' me I'm starving to death, out in the Food Desert.....
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:41 PM   #10
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Yeah! Let's get back to the good old days when tapeworm larvae were sold as "diet pills!" Who doesn't miss that beautiful pink, formaldahyde-soaked meat that's only 3 months young?And let's get the cocaine back in our sodas!

Yeah, screw the FDA. We can trust the food corporations to produce safe, nutritious, quality eats!
The pink slime you speak of IS FDA approved Kenneth and has been for years. It would be nice if you'd get your news from something other than people magazine.

Doesn't your manicurist at least have Sports Illustrated?
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