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Old 03-21-2012, 10:55 AM   #1
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Default When Farken stirrups are just not enough

You ever lose out on getting lucky cuz yer boot is scuffed from all that shifting?

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Old 03-21-2012, 11:11 AM   #2
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I always thought the shifter scuff was a badge of honor.

Speaking of which, I think I'd make a great unidentified murder victim.

"See that scuff on his boot, Petransky? Our John Doe was a biker."

"That's not all, Sarge. Look at the fingertips of his left hand. This guy was a guitarist."

"Then that makes three things we know for sure."

"What's the third?"

[Dramatically removes sunglasses]
"He must've got a ton of p*ssy."
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Old 03-21-2012, 01:33 PM   #3
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Yes well pant leg rise is an issue when you ride around looking like you are ready for a gynecological exam.

I don't get the shift booties though. It changes the feel of the shifter. You should just be wearing jump boots or engineer boots anyhow.

Who wears white shoes on a bike, anyhow? Ken? Do they match the man-purse?
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Old 03-22-2012, 12:29 PM   #4
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I always thought the shifter scuff was a badge of honor.

Speaking of which, I think I'd make a great unidentified murder victim.

"See that scuff on his boot, Petransky? Our John Doe was a biker."

"That's not all, Sarge. Look at the fingertips of his left hand. This guy was a guitarist."

"Then that makes three things we know for sure."

"What's the third?"

[Dramatically removes sunglasses]
"He must've got a ton of p*ssy."
"Then we should flash his pic at the local Pharmacy - perhaps our 'dismembered' friend here bought prophylactics by the case..."
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Old 03-22-2012, 01:10 PM   #5
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I guess you have to remember the current "biker" demographic to understand the appeal of this sh*t. It's all about the image, nothing to do with the ride. Most of them only wear boots and jeans when they're riding so they become just part of the uniform, not the stuff you wear all day. Thus they have to be maintained with just enough fade and the right amount of wear for that Born to Ride look without being, you know all scruffy....
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Old 03-22-2012, 02:50 PM   #6
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Who wears white shoes on a bike, anyhow? Ken? Do they match the man-purse?
Nope, all my shoes are super-shiny black so I can peek up girl's skirts and see their white cotton panties in the reflection.
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Old 03-22-2012, 04:12 PM   #7
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Nope, all my shoes are super-shiny black so I can peek up girl's skirts and see their white cotton panties in the reflection.
I didn't know you were Japanese.
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Old 03-22-2012, 07:21 PM   #8
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Nope, all my shoes are super-shiny black so I can peek up girl's skirts and see their white cotton panties in the reflection.
I thought you had little cameras on your shoes for that.
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