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sarnali2 · 01-26-2012, 10:48 AM

Beer bellied middle aged white guy I'm afraid. I think the hernia was caused by weakness from when I had 2 feet of my colon cut out last year, hurt like a mu-fu either way. The worst case scenario is that it can open up and you eviscerate yourself. Spare yourself the nightmares by not looking it up but trust me, this is something you absolutley do not want to do

The Spaceman · 01-27-2012, 06:00 AM

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Originally Posted by sarnali2

I had 2 feet of my colon cut out last year, hurt like a mu-fu either way. The worst case scenario is that it can open up and you eviscerate yourself. Spare yourself the nightmares by not looking it up but trust me, this is something you absolutley do not want to do

What a coinkydink. I just spent 4 days in the hospital recovering from ulcerative colonitis. Talk about a nightmare...the Dr. showed me 8X10 color glossies of my inflamed and bleeding colon; courtesy of having a 3" OD pipe-camera shoved up my wazoo.

I actually saw a billboard on I-95 advertising a specialty medical center just for colons! Maybe all those granola-eating Birkenstockers were right...

Buzglyd · 01-27-2012, 06:02 AM

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What a coinkydink. I just spent 4 days in the hospital recovering from ulcerative colonitis. Talk about a nightmare...the Dr. showed me 8X10 color glossies of my inflamed and bleeding colon; courtesy of having a 3" OD pipe-camera shoved up my wazoo.

I actually saw a billboard on I-95 advertising a specialty medical center just for colons! Maybe all those granola-eating Birkenstockers were right...

Odd coincidence because I was gonna ask you what was up your a$$ the past few days.

The Spaceman · 01-27-2012, 07:34 AM

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Odd coincidence because I was gonna ask you what was up your a$$ the past few days.

I'm flattered that you obsess over my ass, but really, can we keep it off the forums please?

schizuki · 01-27-2012, 08:57 AM

Damn. I hope you gut-busted bastards get well soon.

I just got my first finger-up-the-ass exam. My doctor was fishing around there and he says, "Don't be embarrassed. It's not uncommon to get an erection during this procedure."

I said, "I don't have an erection."

He said, "I wasn't talking about you."

sarnali2 · 01-27-2012, 09:23 AM

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Damn. I hope you gut-busted bastards get well soon.

I just got my first finger-up-the-ass exam. My doctor was fishing around there and he says, "Don't be embarrassed. It's not uncommon to get an erection during this procedure."

I said, "I don't have an erection."

He said, "I wasn't talking about you."

"Keep them hands where I can see 'em while you're digging around back there Doc"

Yeah the joys of getting older. The flip side is that colon and prostate problems will kill you, so it's worth a few hours or days of discomfort to have them checked and dealt with...

pushrod · 02-02-2012, 03:35 PM

"Damn, Doc, you could've taken off your class ring!"

"I did - that's my wrist watch!"

01-26-2012, 10:48 AM	#11
sarnali2 Aging Cafe` Racer Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sittin' down by my window, lookin' at the rain. Posts: 8,132	Beer bellied middle aged white guy I'm afraid. I think the hernia was caused by weakness from when I had 2 feet of my colon cut out last year, hurt like a mu-fu either way. The worst case scenario is that it can open up and you eviscerate yourself. Spare yourself the nightmares by not looking it up but trust me, this is something you absolutley do not want to do __________________ "Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. "

01-27-2012, 08:57 AM	#15
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	Damn. I hope you gut-busted bastards get well soon. I just got my first finger-up-the-ass exam. My doctor was fishing around there and he says, "Don't be embarrassed. It's not uncommon to get an erection during this procedure." I said, "I don't have an erection." He said, "I wasn't talking about you." __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

02-02-2012, 03:35 PM	#17
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	"Damn, Doc, you could've taken off your class ring!" "I did - that's my wrist watch!" __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

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