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12-14-2011, 06:41 AM
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Saddest Day Ever:MacGyver can't fix his car.
Not even MacGyver can fix a broken German car.
MacGyver actor Richard Dean Anderson looks clueless as his car breaks down | Mail Online
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Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." |
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12-14-2011, 07:38 AM
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Next we'll learn that B.A. Barakus can't really make a machine gun out of some water pipes, an air compressor, and a thong bikini.
Great...just great.
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The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks." |
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12-14-2011, 08:48 AM
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Sure he can get himself out of that situation. He just calls AAA using his trusty cell phone. It's not like it's an emergency situation.
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12-14-2011, 11:56 AM
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Anyone can fix a german car, just break out the standard toolkit of a cellphone and credit card and you're set...
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"Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. " |
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12-16-2011, 11:51 AM
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He lost his powers when he cut his mullet.
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“[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty. |
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12-18-2011, 03:29 PM
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Geez...don't they teach you people anything?
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The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks." |
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12-18-2011, 03:53 PM
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It was a mandika. |
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12-18-2011, 04:53 PM
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And it's "mohawk." Like the Indians.
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“[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty. |
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12-19-2011, 05:29 AM
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The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks." |
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