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11-22-2011, 12:55 PM
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1. Smother the Turkey with Kramp Easy-Lube
2. Bake at 400 degrees, about 1/2 hour per pound, basting frequently.
3. Discard the turkey. I'll be in the media-free zone that is my Mom's house for the next few days, so: Happy Turkey Day, MoFos!
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11-22-2011, 02:17 PM
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Thankfully
We are again allowed the illusion of a Holiday by the ruling elite. Buy silver,ammo,food and make sure you have a renewable water source. Happy Thanksgiving you motrorcycle riding sons of *****es.
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11-22-2011, 02:44 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving KMO.
Tell mama I said hi!
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11-22-2011, 04:33 PM
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I'm thankful for every damn one of you MOfos.
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11-23-2011, 06:24 AM
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Have a great Thanksgiving, y'all!
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11-23-2011, 09:06 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving, I of course will be at work but that's ok..sniff.. someone has to do it.....
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11-23-2011, 10:16 AM
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You could deep fry a turkey in one of the boilers.
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11-23-2011, 11:32 AM
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Hard to get the diesel taste off them........
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"Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. " |
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11-28-2011, 08:20 AM
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That'd remind you of the food on the Bird Farm!
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11-28-2011, 08:56 AM
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" That smell, that Naval Distillate smell.....smells like ......the after mess decks" (with apologies to Robert Duvall).....
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