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Old 10-13-2011, 04:42 PM   #1
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Default Worst song in human history

I've Never Been to Me

When you start with that title, you've pretty much sewn up the honor of the most comically wretched song ever. Not for the music, which is generic '70s soft rock, but the over-the-top lyrics. If you can make it to the spoken-word bridge before driving a pencil into your ears, you'll be rewarded with some seriously funny sh**.
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Old 10-13-2011, 04:58 PM   #2
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Oh yes, you make it sound so tempting; I simple MUST click that Link.

NOT!
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Old 10-13-2011, 05:26 PM   #3
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You know you're in trouble when the singer only has one name, i.e. Cher, Celine, Rhianna and now Charlene.
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Old 10-13-2011, 05:51 PM   #4
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What do you expect when your logo is a giant orange wiener?
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:22 PM   #5
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Well, if Billy-Bob can profess his love for her atop the local water-tower in Verdant tractor-paint, perhaps I can stomach watching this video.
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:23 PM   #6
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No, I cannot.
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Old 10-13-2011, 08:50 PM   #7
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Compare that to this
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Old 10-13-2011, 09:38 PM   #8
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This is pretty smokin' too.

Epic tribute to JB.

Christina Aguilera It's a Mans World High Quality - YouTube
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