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The Spaceman · 09-26-2011, 09:41 AM

Boeing's Long-Awaited Dreamliner Set To Soar | Fox Business

Buzglyd · 09-26-2011, 01:12 PM

I heard it doesn't have cupholders.

pushrod · 09-26-2011, 01:28 PM

"The Dreamliner is a new jet featuring technologies and characteristics -- such as larger luggage bins and higher humidity and cleaner air in the cabin -- intended to improve the flying experience for customers."

They'll still jam 125% more passengers in there than it was built for, and the inflight snack will soon be a paper napkin dipped in broth.

The airlines have managed to make flying less of a 'convenience' and more of a penance.

Even SouthWest. I guess the actual flight is okay, but the circus act at each end is just a royal PITA.

The_AirHawk · 09-26-2011, 01:50 PM

When asked if feeling-up passengers really made the skies safer, one "Inspector" replied: "Nah, I just like Groping you! Now turn-around and bend-over...."

jmdonald · 09-26-2011, 04:05 PM

It is only a matter of time before the Washington Elites demand a special tax on this plane. It's moving TAX IT.

09-26-2011, 09:41 AM	#1
The Spaceman Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,352	In Spite of KP's Best Efforts Boeing's Long-Awaited Dreamliner Set To Soar \| Fox Business __________________ The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks."

09-26-2011, 01:12 PM	#2
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,137	I heard it doesn't have cupholders. __________________ Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

09-26-2011, 01:28 PM	#3
pushrod Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Baja 'Bama Posts: 3,478	"The Dreamliner is a new jet featuring technologies and characteristics -- such as larger luggage bins and higher humidity and cleaner air in the cabin -- intended to improve the flying experience for customers." They'll still jam 125% more passengers in there than it was built for, and the inflight snack will soon be a paper napkin dipped in broth. The airlines have managed to make flying less of a 'convenience' and more of a penance. Even SouthWest. I guess the actual flight is okay, but the circus act at each end is just a royal PITA. __________________ You would not understand, this is not how I am... I have become - Comfortably Numb.

09-26-2011, 01:50 PM	#4
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	When asked if feeling-up passengers really made the skies safer, one "Inspector" replied: "Nah, I just like Groping you! Now turn-around and bend-over...." __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

09-26-2011, 04:05 PM	#5
jmdonald Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Mission Viejo Posts: 688	Without Subsidy It is only a matter of time before the Washington Elites demand a special tax on this plane. It's moving TAX IT. __________________ Deliberate ignorance is the practice of refusing to consider or discuss logic or evidence disproving ideologically motivated positions. Related concepts are wishful thinking and the fallacy of invincible ignorance.

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