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Old 09-16-2011, 08:48 AM   #1
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Developing An Effective KPI Tracking System

So, at least we know what Socko's been doing lately with all the "Boing" layoffs....
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:50 AM   #2
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I don't get it.

Have you been drinking?
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Old 09-16-2011, 08:57 AM   #3
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"KPI".

Only for two or three hours. It's only about 11 O'-Clock here....
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It's the "K-Paul Index."

A worldwide standard for metricization of website stupidity, the KPI has been implemented across a broad range of operating systems and application development environments.
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:49 AM   #5
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It ranges from Category 1 (Idiot Blowhard) to Category 5 (Functionally-Retarded Gasbag).
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Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
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Old 09-16-2011, 10:50 AM   #6
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BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."
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Bill Clinton and Chuck Schumer are praising the Supreme Court for overturning an anti-gay-marriage law that they both signed.
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Old 09-16-2011, 02:29 PM   #7
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BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."
Men In Black II. The alien in the post office.
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Old 09-16-2011, 03:04 PM   #8
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BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."
Isn't it the lead-in to Surfin' Bird?
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Old 09-17-2011, 08:09 AM   #9
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Isn't it the lead-in to Surfin' Bird?
The PeeWee Herman version?
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I think it's the sound of a drive by with the bass turned up.



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