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The_AirHawk · 09-16-2011, 08:48 AM

Developing An Effective KPI Tracking System

So, at least we know what Socko's been doing lately with all the "Boing" layoffs....

Buzglyd · 09-16-2011, 08:50 AM

I don't get it.

Have you been drinking?

The_AirHawk · 09-16-2011, 08:57 AM

"KPI".

Only for two or three hours. It's only about 11 O'-Clock here....

The Spaceman · 09-16-2011, 09:57 AM

It's the "K-Paul Index."

A worldwide standard for metricization of website stupidity, the KPI has been implemented across a broad range of operating systems and application development environments.

schizuki · 09-16-2011, 10:49 AM

It ranges from Category 1 (Idiot Blowhard) to Category 5 (Functionally-Retarded Gasbag).

schizuki · 09-16-2011, 10:50 AM

BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."

V2Rider · 09-16-2011, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizuki

BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."

Men In Black II. The alien in the post office.

Dr_Sprocket · 09-16-2011, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by schizuki

BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game?

I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball."

Isn't it the lead-in to Surfin' Bird?

The_AirHawk · 09-17-2011, 08:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr_Sprocket

Isn't it the lead-in to Surfin' Bird?

The PeeWee Herman version?

Kingshead · 09-17-2011, 09:43 AM

I think it's the sound of a drive by with the bass turned up.

09-16-2011, 08:48 AM	#1
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	Former MO Idiot goes Global Developing An Effective KPI Tracking System So, at least we know what Socko's been doing lately with all the "Boing" layoffs.... __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

09-16-2011, 08:50 AM	#2
Buzglyd Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 10,137	I don't get it. Have you been drinking? __________________ Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama."

09-16-2011, 08:57 AM	#3
The_AirHawk Founding Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Livin' in a Van: down by the Mariana Trench Posts: 10,891	"KPI". Only for two or three hours. It's only about 11 O'-Clock here.... __________________ *Parfois, on fait pas semblant* Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now...

09-16-2011, 09:57 AM	#4
The Spaceman Registered Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 1,352	It's the "K-Paul Index." A worldwide standard for metricization of website stupidity, the KPI has been implemented across a broad range of operating systems and application development environments. __________________ The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks."

09-16-2011, 10:49 AM	#5
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	It ranges from Category 1 (Idiot Blowhard) to Category 5 (Functionally-Retarded Gasbag). __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

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09-16-2011, 10:50 AM	#6
schizuki Founding Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 4,413	BTW, can we play the "Guess what Ken's sig means" game? I say it's the opening of The Breeders' hit "Cannonball." __________________ “[The video] should be sent for example to ABC, CBS, NBC, and CNN and maybe PBS and VOA. As for Fox News, let her die in her anger... I used to think that MSNBC channel may be good and neutral a bit, but is has lately fired two of the most famous journalists – Keith Olbermann and Octavia Nasser.” - Al-Qaeda spokesman Adam Gadahn. Or any American lefty.

09-17-2011, 09:43 AM	#10
Kingshead Registered Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Sierra Nevada mnts. Posts: 36	I think it's the sound of a drive by with the bass turned up. __________________ http://i920.photobucket.com/albums/a...mer2009184.jpg 1999 Honda Shadow VT1100C2 A.C.E.