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09-08-2011, 06:12 AM
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If you're going to rob a 7/11, don't dress like Gumby
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Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." |
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09-08-2011, 07:00 AM
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And Gumby don't say "Dammit", Dammit!
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Parfois, on fait pas semblant Sometimes, it's not pretend Oderint Dum Metuant Let them hate so long as they fear политики предпочитают безоружных крестьян Politicians Prefer Unarmed Peasants Nothing to see here, Citizen. Move along now... |
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09-08-2011, 07:13 AM
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Jeeze how embarrassing. I don't know what's worse, getting totally ignored or getting caught on film fumbling for a non-existent gun...
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"Carpe` Throttelum -Loud Suits Save Lives" "All the BMW riders in the room, I want you to leave. Now. Out. " |
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09-08-2011, 07:27 AM
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It figures it would be Cali.
I have a theory that there is a slope to the continent that causes all the garbage to slowly slide west, with most of it accumlating in the southwestern section of CA. Buzz is the exception of course. Warm, intelligent, sort of a young and muscular Michael Douglas.
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The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks." |
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09-08-2011, 08:02 AM
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I'm flying out the 19th.
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Jay Leno: "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." |
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09-08-2011, 08:07 AM
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It's not just Kali, it's anywhere south where it's hot. I think high humidity and temperatures over 70 cause the fluid in your brain to boil and expand creating pressure points on the part of the brain that controls intelligent behavior. That's why southerners in general ain't too bright and the ones in Flarida and Kalifornia don't seem to have any cognitive function or moral compass at all. That's also why most high wage jobs are in the north where it's cooler and the people are more intelligent. Just a theory of course, there are probably exceptions to the rule.....
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09-08-2011, 09:28 AM
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My calendar is updated! My cell is the same, but I have a new work email. I'll PM you both.
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The Texas DOT has announced that: "Traffic accidents are caused by skid marks." The state DOT researchers found and documented a near-100% correlation between traffic accidents and skid marks. "Wherever we find these cars colliding," he explained, "we also find these skid marks." |
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09-08-2011, 09:41 AM
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As a general rule you don't need a resi at Quiznos, unless it's across the street from an office park where all the suits go to lunch...
Then you get to watch all the wimminz in "business attire" and clean white tennis shoes which for some reason I find quite enticing, walk over for lunch...
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