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Old 08-25-2011, 02:28 PM   #1
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Default NASCAR, As We Knew It, Is OVER

Once the very definition of "Gool 'ol boy" racing, NASCAR will now be vaganized into a co-ed powder puff league.

Ladies racing open-wheel cars makes some sense; it's not a contact sport. NASCAR is, and I wonder if a sensitive guy like Jeff Gordon is going to be able to put Patrick into the wall with the same agressive driving that he would for one of the boys.

Maybe instead of burnouts after a win, she'll strip off her racing suit and show us her g-string. Here's hoping.

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Old 08-25-2011, 02:32 PM   #2
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I hear she Goes Commando under that suit.....
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Old 08-25-2011, 02:55 PM   #3
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I hear she Goes Commando under that suit.....

If that's true, she should be a slam dunk for the Army to sponsor...

What's that noise? Is that Bill France Sr. spinning in his grave?
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Old 08-25-2011, 03:43 PM   #4
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So she's going to join all of the slap-fighting, back-biting, whining little b!tches in NASCAR? I guess the field is going to get a little more macho now.
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Old 08-25-2011, 03:58 PM   #5
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Shes racing Nationwide.

No big deal.
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Old 08-25-2011, 04:06 PM   #6
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Where's Longride when you need him?

Seriously, I don't know how well she's going to do. I do know that she won't finish last in every race like some will predict. And if she doesn't finish last, does that mean she actually deserves (gasp!) a seat in NASCAR?!
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Old 08-25-2011, 05:33 PM   #7
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You know what the bumper sticker on Jr's car says?

If you can read this, you're probably last!
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Old 08-26-2011, 08:31 AM   #8
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Go Danica!
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Old 08-26-2011, 08:46 AM   #9
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Go Danica!
Not into NASCAR at all but as long as they don't change any of the rules so she can participate I have no problem with her racing. It'll be interesting to see what her reaction will be the first time she's forced into the wall.
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Not into NASCAR at all but as long as they don't change any of the rules so she can participate I have no problem with her racing. It'll be interesting to see what her reaction will be the first time she's forced into the wall.
Probably the same as anyone else. A semi-stunned "WTF just happened" look, followed by a wave to the crowd, a ride in the ambulance and a blip on her sales charts.

She's female and good looking. Get over it, she's likely tougher than you are. (not aimed at anyone in particular.. she's probably tougher than all of us)
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